Funniest pupil- teacher (exam) answers

Q: What is the Equator?
A: An imiginary lion that runs around the middle of the Earth.

Q: What is migration?
A: A headache that birds get when they fly South for the Winter.

Q: What is an apple?
A: It's not an orange.

Q: Why does mathematics work?
A: Because arithmetic is real easy.

Q: Why do birds fly in the air?
A : Because rain comes from the sky.

Q: Why do i have to take this pop quiz?
A: Because i said so.

I don't know if this story is real but I will tell it as it was told to me:

On a philosophy exam the teacher had put only one question (not really a question as you'll soon see): "Prove to me that the chair I am sitting on doesn't exist." All students went to write long essays about existencialism and it being dependent on the observer, questioning the observer's existence the usual philosophical yadda yadda yadda. When the exam was corrected the top mark was given to a student and his/her answer was: "What chair?"

Can't say I didn't love this story. 🙂

some of these are brilliant:

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_Exam_Answers_91_2007.php

especially check out "Find x", and "Expand (a+b)^n". also question 31.😀

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
some of these are brilliant:

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_Exam_Answers_91_2007.php

especially check out "Find x", and "Expand (a+b)^n". also question 31.😀