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Originally posted by IronPawnX
Hey guys,

For a post a while back (and on a different forum) I made up a couple of funny chess books and slipped them in with some real ones to see if anyone noticed. Anyway, I thought it would be to see what everyone else would come up with... Here are mine.

How to Rock Your Chess World by Fred Flintstone

[i]How to Blow Your Opponents ...[text shortened]... ] by Arnold Swatzenager

I'm spent. What do you got? I know you've been thinking of some.
How to tickle your Bishop - Jeff Stryker aka "Monster C..."

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How To Play With The Black Queen, by Condy Rice

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Sir Lancelot, and the Knights of the Square table

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Originally posted by rbmorris
[b]WOODFELLAS
The Wiseguy's Guide to Chess

--By Henry Hill[/b]
The limited edition of this actually comes complete with a Baretta and a pinky ring...

The book starts - "Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a chess player..."

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"The names pawn. Black pawn." - James Bond

"My Queen always said, 'Life was like a box of pawns, you never know what you gonna move.'" - Forest Gump

"Frankly my King, I dont give a pawn"

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"King, I am your pawn." - Darth Vader