Funny Chess Titles & Authors. Submit yours!

Hey guys,

For a post a while back (and on a different forum) I made up a couple of funny chess books and slipped them in with some real ones to see if anyone noticed. Anyway, I thought it would be to see what everyone else would come up with... Here are mine.

How to Rock Your Chess World by Fred Flintstone

How to Blow Your Opponents Away by Ted Kaczynski

How about . . .
Deadly Chess Tactics by O.J. Simpson

Chess, That's Hot! by Paris Hilton

Understand Chess, You Will by Yoda

How To Be a Chess Playah! by 50 Cent

Girly Chess, And How to Crush It by Arnold Swatzenager

I'm spent. What do you got? I know you've been thinking of some.

One more...
Know the Power of the Dark Pieces by Darth Vader

No more Star Wars references, I promise (and am probably lying)

Go ahead ,make my move by Clint Eastwood

'Do I Not Like Chess' - Graham Taylor

'Pawn Free' - Joy Adamson

'White Bishop Rules' - The Pope

'Rook, Queen, And Two Smokin' Bishops' - Guy Ritchie

'Fuggedaboutchess...' - Donnie Brasco

'The King And I' - Yul Brynner

Let there be Knight by God

I finally won the auction for this at ebay.

http://tinyurl.com/o2wys

Kings are from Mars, Queens are from Venus by John Gray

Chess Etiquette: The Proper Use of Forks and Skewers by Emily Post

Understand Chess (Then try to explain it to me!), by G. W. Bush
How To Get a Draw, The Easy Way, by Kofi Annan (178th Edition)*

* No success yet :'(

Rook Endings, by Usamah ben Ladin

Pawns on a Plane by David Ellis

Reservoir Bishops - by Quentin Tarantino. 🙁

How To Get a Better Position Using Bishops. by Benedicto XVI

WOODFELLAS
The Wiseguy's Guide to Chess

--By Henry Hill