Originally posted by cheshirecatstevensThey like cheese..... poison some and leave it somewhere that looks like your trying to hide it. They'll steal it thinking they're being clever and then die..... Careful thou they smell when dead....
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens1. Convince them that there is a major enemy or threat to their way of life.
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
2. Present yourself as a strong leader who can protect them from this threat.
3. Arrange some "evidence" of this threat and make a show of putting a stop to it and protecting the hobbits. Look into trained bears for this step.
4. Meet with some of the elders to discuss a mutually beneficial arrangement whereby you provide protection and they do your gardening - planting, weeding, harvesting. Provide plenty of beer and snacks for this meeting.
5. Buy a hammock so you can oversee their work.
6. Bring the bears back if you sense any complacency.
Originally posted by MimorHeyyyyyyyyyyy...wait a second!
1. Convince them that there is a major enemy or threat to their way of life.
2. Present yourself as a strong leader who can protect them from this threat.
3. Arrange some "evidence" of this threat and make a show of putting a stop to it and protecting the hobbits. Look into trained bears for this step.
4. Meet with some of the elders to discuss a mut ...[text shortened]... ammock so you can oversee their work.
6. Bring the bears back if you sense any complacency.
This sounds familiar! 😉