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How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
They like cheese..... poison some and leave it somewhere that looks like your trying to hide it. They'll steal it thinking they're being clever and then die..... Careful thou they smell when dead....

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
Get a good sized cat...maybe a lynx or something like that.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Get a good sized cat...maybe a lynx or something like that.
I'm not sure that will work. *Note* Badgers don't make good house pets 😳 . And it was worse for the garden than hobbits.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I'm not sure that will work. *Note* Badgers don't make good house pets 😳 . And it was worse for the garden than hobbits.
Try getting a dragon. Or at least a creepy guy in black on a horse.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Try getting a dragon. Or at least a creepy guy in black on a horse.
Oh, that was the problem. I had a creepy black guy on a horse.😞

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
How can you even THINK of killing them? 😠

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
How can you even THINK of killing them? 😠
I plant. They steal. Nuff said!


Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
1. Convince them that there is a major enemy or threat to their way of life.

2. Present yourself as a strong leader who can protect them from this threat.

3. Arrange some "evidence" of this threat and make a show of putting a stop to it and protecting the hobbits. Look into trained bears for this step.

4. Meet with some of the elders to discuss a mutually beneficial arrangement whereby you provide protection and they do your gardening - planting, weeding, harvesting. Provide plenty of beer and snacks for this meeting.

5. Buy a hammock so you can oversee their work.

6. Bring the bears back if you sense any complacency.

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Originally posted by Mimor
1. Convince them that there is a major enemy or threat to their way of life.

2. Present yourself as a strong leader who can protect them from this threat.

3. Arrange some "evidence" of this threat and make a show of putting a stop to it and protecting the hobbits. Look into trained bears for this step.

4. Meet with some of the elders to discuss a mut ...[text shortened]... ammock so you can oversee their work.

6. Bring the bears back if you sense any complacency.
Heyyyyyyyyyyy...wait a second!

This sounds familiar! 😉

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Heyyyyyyyyyyy...wait a second!

This sounds familiar! 😉
Back to work, you!

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I may not have mentioned, but the veggies must be edible after hobbit extraction. I will say, judging by the cabbages, hobbit manure is very nutrient rich! Smells like sh!+ though.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
How do I kill these b@$+urds? I tried to trap em' but they are too clever for that.
"b@$+@rds." Try shooting them with a magnum 4. Might I suggest the 1 ring.