garlic vs onion

@suzianne said
Raft?

Craft?

Draft?

Laughed?

when standing outside relieving yerself
on a blustery flustery day
turn yer back unto the wind
or in yer face you'll spray

@relentless-red said
Sounds a bit vampire-ish that. Go look in a mirror.

@vivify said
You guys are pronouncing that word incorrectly. None of those words rhyme with "waft", including "staffed".

The "A" in "waft" is pronounced like as in "what". Unless you're using some accent I'm not aware of.