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i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end



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@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end
A garlic clove, by jove!
"A wonderful thing."
The breath does sing.
And aroma will waft,
leaving kisses, bereft.

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@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end
Coughed
Oft
Soft
Loft



@rookie54 said
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end
Raft?

Craft?

Draft?

Laughed?


@suzianne said
Raft?

Craft?

Draft?

Laughed?
staffed


@great-big-stees said
staffed
Ooooooh, good one!

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@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"
Me, with the help of Google:

coiffed. πŸ˜‰

(some of these people must be saying their vowels wrong)

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@suzianne said
Raft?

Craft?

Draft?

Laughed?
Abaft.


Garlic and onion
are bad for your breath,
(and to take intravenously
will mean certain death).

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Garlic and onion
are bad for your breath,
(and to take intravenously
will mean certain death).
Sounds a bit vampire-ish that. Go look in a mirror.

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@relentless-red said
Sounds a bit vampire-ish that. Go look in a mirror.
He did and…nothing there…like his musings.πŸ˜²πŸ˜‰