garlic vs onion

i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end

@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end

I’m having cottage pie later.

@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end

@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end

As I was going to Penzance
I met a man sat in a trance

“what’s up” said I in loudly tone
not a thing did move ... not one bone

“Art thou ill?” I did demand
But not a word, nor sleight of hand

I stared so close, so sure he was sick
His breath said it all, the waft of garlic

@rookie54 said
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

the end

@suzianne said
Raft?

Craft?

Draft?

Laughed?

@great-big-stees said
staffed

@rookie54 said
i added three cloves of garlic
to a pot that had a few beans
my nose said, "that ain't enough boy"
even as my eyeballs screamed

next i chopped a whole onion
the aroma thru my nostrils did waft
i cried out to my dumb ole brain
"who the heck can rhyme anything with waft?"

@suzianne said
Raft?

Craft?

Draft?

Laughed?

Garlic and onion
are bad for your breath,
(and to take intravenously
will mean certain death).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Garlic and onion
are bad for your breath,
(and to take intravenously
will mean certain death).

@relentless-red said
Sounds a bit vampire-ish that. Go look in a mirror.