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  1. Gothenburg
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    Dear friends,
    This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.
  2. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
    I replied, "You'll be sorry."
    He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
    I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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    @Torunn

    Here, here!!

    For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.
  4. Gothenburg
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    I enjoy everything that makes me smile. Thank you. 🙂
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
    I replied, "You'll be sorry."
    He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
    I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
    Interesting. I must have gotten into a fight with the same chap who keeps saying he will mop up the floor with your face.

    I responded, well why in the hell do you think I pissed you off idiot, this floor has needed a good cleaning for weeks now.
  6. SubscriberKegge
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    @whodey said
    @Torunn

    Here, here!!

    For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.
    It's hear, hear ...
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @whodey said
    @Torunn

    Here, here!!

    For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.
    Ah, a concealed weapon.

    😀
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    @kegge said
    It's hear, hear ...
    That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

    Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

    You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.
  9. Gothenburg
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    @whodey said
    That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

    Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

    You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.
    I was heard, great!
  10. SubscriberKegge
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    @whodey said
    That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

    Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

    You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.
    Dumbass.
  11. Playing with matches
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    15 Sep '19 16:37
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Ah, a concealed weapon.

    😀
    Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.
  12. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @hand-of-hecate said
    Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.
    I wear mine around my neck like a medallion.
  13. PFJ Judea AD33
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    @whodey said
    @Torunn
    For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.
    You sound like chaney3 .
  14. Standard memberMudfinger
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
    I replied, "You'll be sorry."
    He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
    I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
    Friggin' hilarious!
  15. SubscriberPianoman1
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    @torunn said
    Dear friends,
    This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.
    A big thumbs up from me. I have contributed only infrequently to these forums, and I am invariably irritated by the belittling playground banter of a small cohort of members who seem to delight in taking every opportunity to reduce each debate to ad hominem comments.
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