@ghost-of-a-duke saidInteresting. I must have gotten into a fight with the same chap who keeps saying he will mop up the floor with your face.
I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
I responded, well why in the hell do you think I pissed you off idiot, this floor has needed a good cleaning for weeks now.
15 Sep 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidHa! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.
Ah, a concealed weapon.
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@hand-of-hecate saidI wear mine around my neck like a medallion.
Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.
16 Sep 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidFriggin' hilarious!
I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
16 Sep 19
@torunn saidA big thumbs up from me. I have contributed only infrequently to these forums, and I am invariably irritated by the belittling playground banter of a small cohort of members who seem to delight in taking every opportunity to reduce each debate to ad hominem comments.
Dear friends,
This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.