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Dear friends,
This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.

I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

@Torunn

Here, here!!

For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

I enjoy everything that makes me smile. Thank you. 🙂

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Interesting. I must have gotten into a fight with the same chap who keeps saying he will mop up the floor with your face.

I responded, well why in the hell do you think I pissed you off idiot, this floor has needed a good cleaning for weeks now.

@whodey said
@Torunn

Here, here!!

For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

It's hear, hear ...

@whodey said
@Torunn

Here, here!!

For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

Ah, a concealed weapon.

😀

@kegge said
It's hear, hear ...

That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.

@whodey said
That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.

I was heard, great!

@whodey said
That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.

Dumbass.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ah, a concealed weapon.

😀

Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.

@hand-of-hecate said
Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.

I wear mine around my neck like a medallion.

@whodey said
@Torunn
For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

You sound like chaney3 .

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Friggin' hilarious!

@torunn said
Dear friends,
This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.

A big thumbs up from me. I have contributed only infrequently to these forums, and I am invariably irritated by the belittling playground banter of a small cohort of members who seem to delight in taking every opportunity to reduce each debate to ad hominem comments.