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15 Sep 19

Torunn

Gothenburg

Joined: 11 Mar 16
Moves: 28902

15 Sep 19

Dear friends,
This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.

Ghost of a Duke

Vito Corleone

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 31128

15 Sep 19

I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

15 Sep 19

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@Torunn

Here, here!!

For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

Torunn

Gothenburg

Joined: 11 Mar 16
Moves: 28902

15 Sep 19

I enjoy everything that makes me smile. Thank you. 🙂

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

15 Sep 19

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Interesting. I must have gotten into a fight with the same chap who keeps saying he will mop up the floor with your face.

I responded, well why in the hell do you think I pissed you off idiot, this floor has needed a good cleaning for weeks now.

Kegge

Joined: 23 Nov 09
Moves: 141815

15 Sep 19

@whodey said
@Torunn

Here, here!!

For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

It's hear, hear ...

Ghost of a Duke

Vito Corleone

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 31128

15 Sep 19

@whodey said
@Torunn

Here, here!!

For the record, I normally don't fight but when I do wit is my primary weapon of choice. It is most devastating I can assure you.

Ah, a concealed weapon.

😀

whodey

Joined: 02 Jan 06
Moves: 12857

15 Sep 19

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@kegge said
It's hear, hear ...

That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.

Torunn

Gothenburg

Joined: 11 Mar 16
Moves: 28902

15 Sep 19

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@whodey said
That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.

I was heard, great!

Kegge

Joined: 23 Nov 09
Moves: 141815

15 Sep 19

@whodey said
That's what I said, here, here. Weren't you listening?

Speaking of which, you might want to get yours checked.

You know, this is far too easy. To challenge myself I should post with my eyes closed and type with my nose.

Dumbass.

Hand of Hecate

Thug

Playing with matches

Joined: 08 Feb 05
Moves: 14634

15 Sep 19

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ah, a concealed weapon.

😀

Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.

Ghost of a Duke

Vito Corleone

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 31128

15 Sep 19

@hand-of-hecate said
Ha! There’s a lot of us carrying concealed when it comes to wit.

I wear mine around my neck like a medallion.

diver

17 Years At RHP

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16 Sep 19

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Mudfinger

Ol' Dirty Heathen

I'm Naked!

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16 Sep 19

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I got into a fight one time with a really big chap, who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I replied, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why's that?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Friggin' hilarious!

Pianoman1

Nil desperandum

Seedy piano bar

Joined: 09 May 08
Moves: 293447

16 Sep 19

@torunn said
Dear friends,
This is a usually a nice, witty forum- I have read a lot of fun comments here over the years. That is what we want, I think - witty, humorous posts, not a fight between a few people. Please.

A big thumbs up from me. I have contributed only infrequently to these forums, and I am invariably irritated by the belittling playground banter of a small cohort of members who seem to delight in taking every opportunity to reduce each debate to ad hominem comments.