Before his death, Dennis Weaver, was invited to a party at the Playboy Mansion by Hugh Hefner. Many famous people were in attendance. Notably Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Mick Jagger, you know the type. As Dennis milled around and consumed several martinis he began to become increasingly amorous. Soon he was pinching the Bunnies on their butts and trying to feel their boobs. The drunker he became the more obnoxious he got and soon was trying to drag a Bunny into the coat closet. She was able to fight him off long enough that soon Mr. Hefner was able to come to the rescue and jumped on Mr. Weaver to save the poor girl. They both fell to the floor and began rolling around the hallway.
About this time Jagger comes strolling by and seeing the ruckus was quite alarmed. Not wanting the party to be spoiled by two old drunken fellows fighting he yelled:
“Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!”
Thank you, I’m here all week. Don’t forget to tip the wait staff.