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Originally posted by Alpha10
I thought thread killing was saying something so off-the-wall, nobody could come up with a response.

My orangutan was humping my speakers yesterday.
Read my last post.

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My orangutan was humping my speakers yesterday.[/b]
Then stop playing Howard Stern.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A thread is like a glass jar.

Someone comes in and puts rocks in the jar. You think it's full.

Next, someone comes in and pours pebbles in, that fills the cracks... and the Jar is again full.

Next, someone comes in and pours sand into the jar, filling the remaining crevices. The jar is yet again full.

Next, someone comes along and pours wat ...[text shortened]... ve a full jar.

Next, someone smashes the jar. The jar is no more. The thread is dead.

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Ahah... yes true but... a thread is like a fragile glass jar that cannot be broken by anyone with the intention of breaking it, you have to want to not break it to kill it.

You have to let go and trust your feelings and unlearn what you have learned. Never underestimate the power of a crap thread.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Never underestimate the power of a crap thread.
Hey! I resemble that remark!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Ahah... yes true but... a thread is like a fragile glass jar that cannot be broken by anyone with the intention of breaking it, you have to want to not break it to kill it.

You have to let go and trust your feelings and unlearn what you have learned. Never underestimate the power of a crap thread.
Yes, read my last post.

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Originally posted by Alpha10
I thought thread killing was saying something so off-the-wall, nobody could come up with a response.

My orangutan was humping my speakers yesterday.
You're close . But the way to kill a thread is to post something so off the wall people are afraid to answer .

What is Helen Keller's favorite color ?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You're close . But the way to kill a thread is to post something so off the wall people are afraid to answer .

What is Helen Keller's favorite color ?
You don't know? What? Are you blind?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You're close . But the way to kill a thread is to post something so off the wall people are afraid to answer .

What is Helen Keller's favorite color ?
more keller jokes moldy?.. do you know any others? 😉

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Originally posted by wucky3
more keller jokes moldy?.. do you know any others? 😉
A million . Leper jokes , prostitute jokes , cripple jokes ...you name it , I've got it .


PS - The answer ?- Corduroy .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
A million . Leper jokes , prostitute jokes , cripple jokes ...you name it , I've got it .


PS - The answer ?- Corduroy .
I thought it was zipper

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Originally posted by Nyxie
I thought it was zipper
Just couldn't let you have the pleasure of killing this thread....😉

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Ingenious reply... thanks

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Apprently yours was even better....I just found this thread on page 2.

(Phlabby, remind us in August that you closed down Abejnood's thread whilst simultaneously making the last post - we will have to deduct one from your July count)

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Originally posted by The Plumber
Apprently yours was even better....I just found this thread on page 2.

(Phlabby, remind us in August that you closed down Abejnood's thread whilst simultaneously making the last post - we will have to deduct one from your July count)
Yes! Exactly my point! I was going to kill my own thread with some obnoxious comment nobody could reply to, but the thread was closed. I was crushed.
Oh well.


Just wondering, why was it closed?

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Originally posted by abejnood
Yes! Exactly my point! I was going to kill my own thread with some obnoxious comment nobody could reply to, but the thread was closed. I was crushed.
Oh well.


Just wondering, why was it closed?
Probably because of your threat to spam...Phlabby doesn't like it when you do that.