Get it off your chest.

I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.

They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.

I'm Irish I say, I'm not in the UK,
can't you read a map OK?
I guess geography is not his suit,
jolly good show old bean, old fruit.


I've gotta do something to up my game,
the way I play now it's just so lame.
Somebody help me, give me a plan
or I'm gonna get booted outa my clan.

I just can't say what's going on,
I used to be a King now I'm only a pawn.
I think I'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.

They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.

I'm Irish 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.

Go for it
before you have to forfeit.









Sorry😳

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Go for it
before you have to forfeit.









Sorry😳

I'll be like Paisley years ago in Ulster.

No Surrender.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I'll be like Paisley years ago in Ulster.

No Surrender.

Ian you're an animal. Although not Irish (North or South) that too is my way.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.

They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.

I'm Irish ...[text shortened]... 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.

"I'm Irish I say, I'm not in the UK,
can't you read a map OK?
I guess geography is not his suit,
jolly good show old bean, old fruit."

Stop taking offence
don't be so dense
There's nothing wrong with His mapping
It's us Brits He was slagging, Begorra!

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Get a new one.

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Something you'd like to get off your chest??????



Go on the Irish.

The Irish rugby team play Wales this weekend.

The Irish Women's rugby team are playing also.

But not in the same game.


I'd like to be there when THEY swap shirts. 🙂

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.

They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.

I'm Irish ...[text shortened]... 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.

JohnnyLongwoody, you literary man,
You entertain us all as best you can
Your words of wit ring through clear
The sweetest sounds we all hear here.

Be troubled not if you suck at chess,
I do too, I must confess.
Stay with us always, you jolly soul
Just don't be caught on a stripper pole.

Keep feeding us your Irish song
And if you're gone, be it not long.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.

They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.

I'm Irish ...[text shortened]... 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.

"... to verbalize a previously spoken problem to the actual source of the problem." (On-Line Slang Dictionary)

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That's amazing, for maybe a not quite so obvious reason.

How tall are you?

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The catch, mostly at the back
but sometimes at the front.

Makes no difference to me.

It's open in 2 seconds flat.

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Do it with my teeth sometimes.