I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.
They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.
I'm Irish I say, I'm not in the UK,
can't you read a map OK?
I guess geography is not his suit,
jolly good show old bean, old fruit.
I've gotta do something to up my game,
the way I play now it's just so lame.
Somebody help me, give me a plan
or I'm gonna get booted outa my clan.
I just can't say what's going on,
I used to be a King now I'm only a pawn.
I think I'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.
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Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyGo for it
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.
They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.
I'm Irish 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.
before you have to forfeit.
Sorry😳
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody"I'm Irish I say, I'm not in the UK,
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.
They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.
I'm Irish ...[text shortened]... 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.
can't you read a map OK?
I guess geography is not his suit,
jolly good show old bean, old fruit."
Stop taking offence
don't be so dense
There's nothing wrong with His mapping
It's us Brits He was slagging, Begorra!
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyJohnnyLongwoody, you literary man,
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.
They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.
I'm Irish ...[text shortened]... 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.
You entertain us all as best you can
Your words of wit ring through clear
The sweetest sounds we all hear here.
Be troubled not if you suck at chess,
I do too, I must confess.
Stay with us always, you jolly soul
Just don't be caught on a stripper pole.
Keep feeding us your Irish song
And if you're gone, be it not long.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody"... to verbalize a previously spoken problem to the actual source of the problem." (On-Line Slang Dictionary)
I came on here just to open my mouth,
full of opinions and my ratings gone south.
My game used to be beyond compare,
but now I get challenges from everywhere.
They hunt me down and soon it's mate,
a more serious scandal than Watergate.
There's nothing I can say just let it all sit,
and to cap it all Sasquatch thinks I'm a Brit.
I'm Irish ...[text shortened]... 'm gonna re think my subscription,
maybe I'll take up writing poetry and fiction.
