Ghost jokes

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?


Now watch the board and I'll go through it one more time.

i thought i saw a dead baby ghost in a gutter but it turned out to be a handkerchief

What is a ghost's favoutite kind of pasta?


Spookgetti.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What is a ghost's favoutite kind of pasta?


Spookgetti.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
These are riddles.

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Ghost walks into a bar.

Doesn't say ouch.

It was an iron bar. But he just walked through it, so he didn't hurt himself at all. True story.

Why are ghosts often transparent?


They are so scary that when they see themselves in the mirror it scares the sheet out of them.

If you are trying to escape some scary ghosts, where is the best place to go?


The living room.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
A joke can be a riddle.

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Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

Lake Eerie.

What's a Ghost's favourite city for chatting up money-hungry slappers?


Boo! - dapest.

It's funny because it's true.