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She gave me jip so I fattened her lip.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
She gave me jip so I fattened her lip.
in ya dreams sweetie

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Any chance of a free track day??

Is brands open all year round?

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Originally posted by rmacken
Any chance of a free track day??

Is brands open all year round?
i'll have a look at the bookings when im next in😉

yeah mostly

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Originally posted by bub
i'll have a look at the bookings when im next in😉

yeah mostly
I have replied in the private forum 😉

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Originally posted by bub
i'll have a look at the bookings when im next in😉

yeah mostly
I have a friend who had reconstructive surgery on her face after a car accident tore her mouth open to her ear.

They took the skin for the final skin graft from her ass. . . Talk about adding insult to injury.

She couldn't sit down, and everybody started calling her butt face 😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I have a friend who had reconstructive surgery on her face after a car accident tore her mouth open to her ear.

They took the skin for the final skin graft from her ass. . . Talk about adding insult to injury.

She couldn't sit down, and everybody started calling her butt face 😕
and thats why motorbikes are much safer

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Originally posted by rmacken
and thats why motorbikes are much safer
I often woner what stupid prat decided that the drive should be on the side closest to the oncoming traffic. . .eastern european cars just seem safer to me 😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I often woner what stupid prat decided that the drive should be on the side closest to the oncoming traffic. . .eastern european cars just seem safer to me 😕
Never really thought of that! we should give our cars to America and get theirs LOL!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I often woner what stupid prat decided that the drive should be on the side closest to the oncoming traffic. . .eastern european cars just seem safer to me 😕
Especially so while driving down suicide lane on the Golden Gate bridge in San Fran.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Especially so while driving down suicide lane on the Golden Gate bridge in San Fran.
I've only been driving for six months, and theres only a small strip of metal (the bit that holds the windows on) between me and some drunk bogger in his 4x4. I'm seriously thinking of getting a roll cage installed if i get a better car. . . .some kind of strengthening device, anyway.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I've only been driving for six months, and theres only a small strip of metal (the bit that holds the windows on) between me and some drunk bogger in his 4x4. I'm seriously thinking of getting a roll cage installed if i get a better car. . . .some kind of strengthening device, anyway.
Ha! There's actually a wikipedia entry for "suicide lane"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_lane

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Originally posted by darvlay
Ha! There's actually a wikipedia entry for "suicide lane"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_lane
Nice one.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I have a friend who had reconstructive surgery on her face after a car accident tore her mouth open to her ear.

They took the skin for the final skin graft from her ass. . . Talk about adding insult to injury.

She couldn't sit down, and everybody started calling her butt face 😕
And i thought i had it tough