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Last eve I saw a pair of cute bunnies in my garden. I'm the type of person that is willing to share a harvest with the local population. I just plant more than I will eat. No problem. Today I found one of the bunnies dead in the yard. He was smote by God!

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Last eve I saw a pair of cute bunnies in my garden. I'm the type of person that is willing to share a harvest with the local population. I just plant more than I will eat. No problem. Today I found one of the bunnies dead in the yard. He was smote by God!

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Last eve I saw a pair of cute bunnies in my garden. I'm the type of person that is willing to share a harvest with the local population. I just plant more than I will eat. No problem. Today I found one of the bunnies dead in the yard. He was smote by God!

...the bunny was a demon...he was smote by enoch who still walks the earch among the great cabbages and scions of wall street...smiting as he goes left and right...the demon bunny was plotting to enter your house and sit next to your pillow and steal both your soul, your breath and all the fine silver in the cabinet in the hall...you were lucky that enoch was in the neighbourhood...

I was mowing the lawn one time when a bunny ran out from some bushes and right into the exhaust chute of the power mower. First time I had ever seen a suicidal rabbit. Maybe he was depressed?

Originally posted by MontyMoose
I was mowing the lawn one time when a bunny ran out from some bushes and right into the exhaust chute of the power mower. First time I had ever seen a suicidal rabbit. Maybe he was depressed?

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Last eve I saw a pair of cute bunnies in my garden. I'm the type of person that is willing to share a harvest with the local population. I just plant more than I will eat. No problem. Today I found one of the bunnies dead in the yard. He was smote by God!

Originally posted by highflier934
Maybe he was shooting blanks and just couldn't stand the irony.

Originally posted by highflier934
Maybe he was shooting blanks and just couldn't stand the irony.

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Last eve I saw a pair of cute bunnies in my garden. I'm the type of person that is willing to share a harvest with the local population. I just plant more than I will eat. No problem. Today I found one of the bunnies dead in the yard. He was smote by God!

Originally posted by wagrro
i know a little girl who would like to have the bunny that is left over.
this little girl recently went to a pet shop. "do you have any widdle wabbits ?" she asked. owner bent down and asked her, "do you want a widdle white wabbit, a widdle bwack wabbit or a widdle bwown wabbit ?". any please my python doesn't weally give a hoot.

Originally posted by MontyMoose
Hoot! Make sure you read this guy's profile. Thank you for your service.

Ex-USAF crypto, born and raised in Georgia

Best,
Steve

Originally posted by highflier934
What are you doing now?

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner.

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There was one more bunny that I didn't notice until I used the spade to remove his rotting carcase from the garden. I hope it wasn't something they ate. That make three dead bunnies in a huge lettuce garden.