God just appeared in my front room!

I was just sitting here considering what a crap new years eve this has been and suddenly god appeared in my living room - in the form of a rug! I've tried rebooting the fridge and emptying my colon but nothing seems to work. Any ideas?

the other day i stay a man sitting in the parked van but when i looked again the van was empty. at first i thought i'd seen a ghost but then i remembered that i don't believe in ghosts and just walked on.

Originally posted by divegeester
I was just sitting here considering what a crap new years eve this has been and suddenly god appeared in my living room - in the form of a rug! I've tried rebooting the fridge and emptying my colon but nothing seems to work. Any ideas?

since you emptied your colon i can understand why you don't know what to think.

Originally posted by reinfeld
since you emptied your colon i can understand why you don't know what to think.

do you drive the white bus often ?

Originally posted by divegeester
I was just sitting here considering what a crap new years eve this has been and suddenly god appeared in my living room - in the form of a rug! I've tried rebooting the fridge and emptying my colon but nothing seems to work. Any ideas?

Originally posted by trev33
the other day i stay a man

that was 3 edits...one from dad, one from the son and one from the hg...just for you sir.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
😕

Originally posted by trev33
stay, saw.. they're both words.

Originally posted by reinfeld
that was 3 edits...one from dad, one from the son and one from the hg...just for you sir.

Originally posted by trev33
[b]the other day i stay a man sitting in the parked van but when i looked again the van was empty. b]

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Next time you are trying to make yourself look good by correcting my grammar, keep the aforemetioned quote of yours in mind. 😛