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Latest news just in God has sacked the Pope over his comments about Muslims. He was escorted from the Vatican by a band of angels and has been given no redundancy pay as his comments were deemed to have been serious industrial misconduct. Speaking on the BBC news God said that he was very disappointed by the Pope's comments and another election for a new Pope will be held this week.

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Originally posted by tvc15
Latest news just in God has sacked the Pope over his comments about Muslims. He was escorted from the Vatican by a band of angels and has been given no redundancy pay as his comments were deemed to have been serious industrial misconduct. Speaking on the BBC news God said that he was very disappointed by the Pope's comments and another election for a new Pope will be held this week.
Not likely. If 'god' has remained silent on the laundry list of crimes commited by previous Popes, then it's unlikely this trifling incident would have aroused him from his torpor.

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Originally posted by tvc15
Latest news just in God has sacked the Pope over his comments about Muslims. He was escorted from the Vatican by a band of angels and has been given no redundancy pay as his comments were deemed to have been serious industrial misconduct. Speaking on the BBC news God said that he was very disappointed by the Pope's comments and another election for a new Pope will be held this week.
Apparently Bryan Robson (who has just left West Bromwich Albion by 'mutual' consent) is understood to be Ladbrokes 2/1 favourite at the moment.

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Originally posted by blade68
Apparently Bryan Robson (who has just left West Bromwich Albion by 'mutual' consent) is understood to be Ladbrokes 2/1 favourite at the moment.
Glenn Hoddle is 5/3...

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Originally posted by blade68
Apparently Bryan Robson (who has just left West Bromwich Albion by 'mutual' consent) is understood to be Ladbrokes 2/1 favourite at the moment.
No, no, no...if there was a god, I think he would want the Papacy to be abolished.

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Originally posted by rwingett
No, no, no...if there was a god, I think he would want the Papacy to be abolished.
But what would happen to those blokes in the multi-coloured bloomers?

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Originally posted by blade68
But what would happen to those blokes in the multi-coloured bloomers?
Jesters?

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Originally posted by rwingett
Jesters?
The popular consensus is that they can't juggle and that actually they're not that funny... I suppose they could put those big spikes to some use though?

Maybe they could do some community work litter picking?

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Originally posted by blade68
The popular consensus is that they can't juggle and that actually they're not that funny... I suppose they could put those big spikes to some use though?

Maybe they could do some community work litter picking?
Perhaps they could police RHP and keep all the cheaters out?

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Originally posted by c99ux
Glenn Hoddle is 5/3...
Breaking news on Sky:

Sven Goran Erickson's chucked his hat in the ring!

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As Catholics, we have decided to adopt the Islam Way ©.
From hereon in anyone dissing the Pope should consider themselves fatwah'd. All previous posters in this thread will be let off with a simple stoning.
Be warned. 😠

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Originally posted by blade68
Breaking news on Sky:

Sven Goran Erickson's chucked his hat in the ring!
He won't get in. They'll never pay him £10 million per week.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
As Catholics, we have decided to adopt the [b]Islam Way ©.
From hereon in anyone dissing the Pope should consider themselves fatwah'd. All previous posters in this thread will be let off with a simple stoning.
Be warned. 😠[/b]
Infidels...the lot of us!!!

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Originally posted by Dragon Fire
He won't get in. They'll never pay him £10 million per week.
Nikki from BB says that she fancied the job, and whilst she was happy to wear the white robes there was no way she was going to ruin her hair with that silly little cap thing...