As someone that grew up in Florida I have a few suggestions:
Don't go to Orlando or as it is known Disneyville.
Do go to the Keys, ah the beautiful Florida Keys and the Conch Republic.
Go fishing and diving/snorkling.
Don't flash your gun. The folks that live there have bigger guns and are much more likely to use them.
Don't go on a cruise. Being drunk on a big boat isn't as fun as being drunk on a small boat.
Do bring sunscreen. Nothing tags you as a tourist more than a bright red sunburn.
Do go rage South Beach if you are in Miami and into house music and dance crap.
Do go to Tobacco Road if you are in Miami and into the blues.
And last but certainly not least, EAT LOTS OF SEAFOOD and if you are in Miami go to Joe's Stonecrab and eat stonecrab claws.
Happy Vacation.
Originally posted by CliffLandinI'll be in Venice (spelling?) I have a .50 Desert Eagle, so don't worry about me. If I drop that, I have a .357 I keep on my ankle.
As someone that grew up in Florida I have a few suggestions:
Don't go to Orlando or as it is known Disneyville.
Do go to the Keys, ah the beautiful Florida Keys and the Conch Republic.
Go fishing and diving/snorkling.
Don't fl ...[text shortened]... go to Joe's Stonecrab and eat stonecrab claws.
Happy Vacation.
Bwah!
ES
Edit! I do hope to eat 'too many' Oysters. Sea food is the best.
Originally posted by darvlayToo late . Invited some of the local homeis up for a PAR-TAY ! Your liquor cabinette's empty , your stereo's been pawned , your stash has been smoked , and some brother found your toothbrush (on a good note , the toilet's sparkling clean now ) . Some gate crasher claiming to be your landlord(like I'm going to buy that old line) got in the way . He got roughed up a wee bit . But hey , I figured you of all people would understand that ya' got to break a couple eggs to make an omlette . So if there's a schosh bit of property damage that occurs in the proccess of 'good lo fun' , what the hell ?! You're very popular in the neighborhood now , and that's what counts right ?
It's a complete coincidence, I swear. 😉
MC - don't you touch my stuff!
I'll water what's left of the plants , brah . Rest easy , your place is in good hands . No need to thank me .
Going to take a nap in your bed now , I'm feeling a bit sick after last night .
Peace out ! - MC
Nice CD collection , btw !
Originally posted by Moldy Crowhey...darv promised to ship me over his cd collection...it was a bet i won...anyway he's just pm'd me and said you can do the honours...for shipping costs theres money under the mattress (the one on the floor)
Too late . Invited some of the local homeis up for a PAR-TAY ! Your liquor cabinette's empty , your stereo's been pawned , your stash has been smoked , and some brother found your toothbrush (on a good note , the toilet's sparkling clean now ) . Some gate crasher claiming to be your landlord(like I'm going to buy that old line) got in the way . He ...[text shortened]... w , I'm feeling a bit sick after last night .
Peace out ! - MC
Nice CD collection , btw !
Cheers
wucks
Originally posted by wucky3No problem Wucky ! They're on there way . Well most of them . (ok , some of them ). Thanks for the tip about the cash stash under the mattress . I'll need to defray some of the packing and shipping costs , so that'll come in handy . I'm sure that's why Darv put it there .
hey...darv promised to ship me over his cd collection...it was a bet i won...anyway he's just pm'd me and said you can do the honours...for shipping costs theres money under the mattress (the one on the floor)
Cheers
wucks
Originally posted by Moldy CrowI for one would strongly recommend against touching Darv's mattress without a Self Contained Breathing Apparatus and a HazMat suit.
No problem Wucky ! They're on there way . Well most of them . (ok , some of them ). Thanks for the tip about the cash stash under the mattress . I'll need to defray some of the packing and shipping costs , so that'll come in handy . I'm sure that's why Darv put it there .
Well guys , I know a lot of you were thinking "road trip !" , when you got wind of the party at Darv's . Sorry , but I think it's off . There's been a wee bit of a fire . But Wucky3 says she's got the keys to Phlabbies pad , so the party's moving down there . I know he'd appreciate us keeping and eye on for him . See you on the right coast !