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Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday this month.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday this month.
Oh Great! I'm going back to bed.😠

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday this month.
I was going to mention that Tuesday the 12th fell on a Monday this month but did not want to risk it.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
I was going to mention that Tuesday the 12th fell on a Monday this month but did not want to risk it.
Are you a chicken?


Damn wrong thread.
Next time I need to go to the bathroom on a Tuesday the 13th I'm going to just wet the bed.😳


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Next time I need to go to the bathroom on a Tuesday the 13th I'm going to just wet the bed.😳
Wear depends my friend, it will save having to do the sheets.

Not to mention stinking up your matress.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Oh Great! I'm going back to bed.😠
no guarantee...

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Are you a chicken?


Damn wrong thread.
Next time I need to go to the bathroom on a Tuesday the 13th I'm going to just wet the bed.😳
I am not a Chicken

I am a porpoise with a nervous condition


Originally posted by Very Rusty
Wear depends my friend, it will save having to do the sheets.

Not to mention stinking up your matress.
My dear VR, unlike you, I am not flush with money and as such can't afford Depends. Now the good news in this is that I do have a stream nearby my home where I can, as long as it continues to flow, wash my sheets there (at no cost). But thanks for the bit of advice anyway.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
I am not a Chicken

I am a porpoise with a nervous condition
Right. Isn't a porpoise with a nervous condition a chicken?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Right. Isn't a porpoise with a nervous condition a chicken?
You have got to get a grip of this Chicken thing, try getting out of bed, popping to the nearest KFC and satisfying this fixation in a socially acceptable manner.


Originally posted by Very Rusty
Wear depends my friend, it will save having to do the sheets.

Not to mention stinking up your matress.
Who let you out of your padded cell?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who let you out of your padded cell?
That's a rhetorical question right? Wasn't it you?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
My dear VR, unlike you, I am not flush with money and as such can't afford Depends. Now the good news in this is that I do have a stream nearby my home where I can, as long as it continues to flow, wash my sheets there (at no cost). But thanks for the bit of advice anyway.
Sell those old 40 year old golf clubs to some sucker, I mean buyer, then you can afford the depends & electricity it takes to wash and dry your sheets! 😉

EDIT: Here it comes now, no washer & dryer?


Originally posted by Phlabibit
Who let you out of your padded cell?
Talk when I pull your chains & not before!

DO YOU GOT THAT?! 😛

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Sell those old 40 year old golf clubs to some sucker, I mean buyer, then you can afford the depends & electricity it takes to wash and dry your sheets! 😉

EDIT: Here it comes now, no washer & dryer?
My 40 year old clubs do just fine thanx. Washer & dryer? Are you nuts. I live in the middle of nowhere. Hell we don't have electricity.