19 Oct 09
VERSHIRE, Vt. -- A Vermont man is behind bars after police say he stabbed his son with a corkscrew over a clogged toilet.
Nazeih Hammouri, 53, of Vershire, faces a first-degree assault charge in connection with the Monday morning stabbing.
Vermont State Police said they were called to Hammouri's home on Parker Road just after midnight and their investigation revealed Hammouri had stabbed his 19-year-old son in the stomach after an argument over a clogged toilet.
Police said Hammouri was drinking. He is being held on $15,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in Orange County Court Monday afternoon.
19 Oct 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateGood parenting is all about sacrifices. Father Abraham knew that.
VERSHIRE, Vt. -- A Vermont man is behind bars after police say he stabbed his son with a corkscrew over a clogged toilet.
Nazeih Hammouri, 53, of Vershire, faces a first-degree assault charge in connection with the Monday morning stabbing.
Vermont State Police said they were called to Hammouri's home on Parker Road just after midnight and their ...[text shortened]... being held on $15,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in Orange County Court Monday afternoon.
19 Oct 09
Originally posted by Bosse de NageHow did this go do you think:
Good parenting is all about sacrifices. Father Abraham knew that.
Dad: "Son, I need your help opening this bottle of wine."
Son: "Not right now Dad, I'm taking a dump."
Dad: "Ok, I'll do some praying to Allah while I wait for you to finish your poop."
Son: "Dad, come quick, the toilet is spewing turds all over the hard wood floors and throw rugs."
Dad: "What?! Sweet Jesus, can't you suicide bomb someone else's house for a change?"
Son: "I flushed twice just like you told me."
Dad: Pow! "How do you like them apples bitch?"
19 Oct 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhy would a Muslim be opening a bottle of wine? The article states that he was drunk.
How did this go do you think:
Dad: "Son, I need your help opening this bottle of wine."
Son: "Not right now Dad, I'm taking a dump."
Dad: "Ok, I'll do some praying to Allah while I wait for you to finish your poop."
Son: "Dad, come quick, the toilet is spewing turds all over the hard wood floors and throw rugs."
Dad: "What?! Sweet Jesu ...[text shortened]... ice just like you told me."
Dad: Pow! "How do you like them apples bitch?"
You fail, prejudiced moron.
19 Oct 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateRead this sentence carefully:
How did this go do you think:
Dad: "Son, I need your help opening this bottle of wine."
Son: "Not right now Dad, I'm taking a dump."
Dad: "Ok, I'll do some praying to Allah while I wait for you to finish your poop."
Son: "Dad, come quick, the toilet is spewing turds all over the hard wood floors and throw rugs."
Dad: "What?! Sweet Jesu ...[text shortened]... ice just like you told me."
Dad: Pow! "How do you like them apples bitch?"
'A Vermont man is behind bars after police say he stabbed his son with a corkscrew over a clogged toilet.'
Just another botched human sacrifice. Probably some ancient Persian custom, Islam accepts neither human sacrifice nor that sort of toilet.
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19 Oct 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThe boy may have been reading the Koran in the unholy bathroom. It's sinful, and probably stabworthy.
How did this go do you think:
Dad: "Son, I need your help opening this bottle of wine."
Son: "Not right now Dad, I'm taking a dump."
Dad: "Ok, I'll do some praying to Allah while I wait for you to finish your poop."
Son: "Dad, come quick, the toilet is spewing turds all over the hard wood floors and throw rugs."
Dad: "What?! Sweet Jesu ...[text shortened]... ice just like you told me."
Dad: Pow! "How do you like them apples bitch?"