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Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'm wondering if I'll turn into a male-minded jerkoff when I approach the age at which my male counterparts are scratching their balls on the sidewalk. Is that why old men get so grouchy? Their thick and crumbly toenails can't adequately scratch the dangling sack? Or is it the years of judging women physically, only to themselves have turned repulsive? I suppose it's a blessing that men don't typically live long enough to have to endure the payback.
No, that would make you disgusting and a liar.
Originally posted by SJ247I certainly plan on blowing my brains out as soon as life becomes moderately uncomfortable.
I'm wondering if I'll turn into a male-minded jerkoff when I approach the age at which my male counterparts are scratching their balls on the sidewalk. Is that why old men get so grouchy? Their thick and crumbly toenails can't adequately scratch the dangling sack? Or is it the years of judging women physically, only to themselves have turned repulsive? I s ...[text shortened]... se it's a blessing that men don't typically live long enough to have to endure the payback.
Actually, I have a really good bong design that I'm going to build as soon as I retire. I plan on being stoned through much of the later part of my life.