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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    31 Jan '17 20:07
    I'll have chicken instead, thanks.
  2. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    31 Jan '17 21:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'll have chicken instead, thanks.
    Scared?
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    31 Jan '17 21:51
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Scared?
    I would if I were your age.
  4. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    31 Jan '17 22:20
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I would if I were your age.
    You'll never make it. You're cheap and dispensable.
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Feb '17 06:18
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    cheap and dispensable.
    Are we talking about your adult diapers here?
  6. SubscriberSuzianne
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    01 Feb '17 07:52
    The Senate could just start confirmation on Garland, finally.

    You know, actually do their job.
  7. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    01 Feb '17 14:29
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Are we talking about your adult diapers here?
    We weren't. Do you need some?
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    01 Feb '17 15:36
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Are we talking about your adult diapers here?
    He doesn't wear them.

    The only way he wears them is if the government declares diapers a natural right and buys them for him.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Feb '17 16:59
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    We weren't. Do you need some?
    You got the family pack at Wal-Mart, I see.
  10. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Feb '17 16:59
    Originally posted by whodey
    He doesn't wear them.

    The only way he wears them is if the government declares diapers a natural right and buys them for him.
    Oh, Andy is a handout queen, uh? Color me shocked.
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    01 Feb '17 17:10
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I would if I were your age.
    If I'm a bit older than you, it only means I've been around longer and have a lot more experience.

    Most of my parts work as well as yours, if not better. Especially your brain, which seems to be on life support.

    Buy a new joke book.
  12. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    01 Feb '17 17:19
    Originally posted by whodey
    He doesn't wear them.

    The only way he wears them is if the government declares diapers a natural right and buys them for him.
    Are you Tsetse's new trained monkey?
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    01 Feb '17 18:25
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Are you Tsetse's new trained monkey?
    The answer is no, I'm not a monkey so there will be no dating me, OK?
  14. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 Feb '17 20:59
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    If I'm a bit older than you, it only means I've been around longer and have a lot more experience.

    Most of my parts work as well as yours, if not better. Especially your brain, which seems to be on life support.

    Buy a new joke book.
    A bit? LOL

    You write, think, look and act like you're on life support.

    Wonder why I take it easy on you? I was raised to be kind to the elderly.
  15. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    02 Feb '17 01:52
    Originally posted by Seitse
    A bit? LOL

    You write, think, look and act like you're on life support.

    Wonder why I take it easy on you? I was raised to be kind to the elderly.
    Then you must have been raised by a pack of hyenas.

    Mocking someone because of their advanced age is cheap humor -- good fun only
    to sadistic louts. Your version of "kind" is more like "rude, ill-mannered and ignorant."

    But you already knew that.
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