I bought a new 2006 Cadillac and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie", he continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days , every time I'd say
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said,"Beatles,"
I get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light, and nearly creamed my new car but
I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "A$$ Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks,with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill
Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
D@mn I love this car!!!
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