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There is no player in the database called Grandma Roberta so this thread in no way relates to any RHP player. Grandma Roberta is purely a work of fiction.

Grandma Roberta's perfume - With just a hint of cynicism.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
There is no player in the database called Grandma Roberta so this thread in no way relates to any RHP player. Grandma Roberta is purely a work of fiction.

just like Nobby!😏

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I would like to see a Grandma Roberta action figure, fully equipped with a flowery apron, set of wooden kitchen appliances, a tiny box of medication for combating Parkinson, and a rubber-covered couch.

A string in the back to pull and produce phrases would be a plus. A big plus.

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i heard they're bringing out a Granny Roberta inflatable sex doll.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i heard they're bringing out a Granny Roberta inflatable sex doll.
You know it still won't count, don't you?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
i heard they're bringing out a Granny Roberta inflatable sex doll.
Rounded, soft lips?

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Originally posted by Palynka
You know it still won't count, don't you?
it comes with a special 9" attachment, with spikes for enhanced pleasure, just for guys like you.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
it comes with a special 9" attachment, with spikes for enhanced pleasure, just for guys like you.
Getting a bit silly there. It doesn't take much in the way of brain power to be crude.

I was thinking of a range of Grandma Roberta porcelain figurines nice to look at but easily damaged if handled the wrong way.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Getting a bit silly there. It doesn't take much in the way of brain power to be crude.

I was thinking of a range of Grandma Roberta porcelain figurines nice to look at but easily damaged if handled the wrong way.
Hey, man, we agreed they were supposed to be like Action Man, not porcelain stuff.

Not happy.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, man, we agreed they were supposed to be like Action Man, not porcelain stuff.

Not happy.
An Action Man made of porcelain sounds exactly right.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, man, we agreed they were supposed to be like Action Man, not porcelain stuff.

Not happy.
Sure we can have the action figure. The porcelain is something that is to be admired, passed on to grandchildren and talked about in hushed tones by old ladies who smell like mothballs. We need to cater for all areas of the market.

Anyway I'm thinking of naming the company GranRob Enterprises, any of you interested in a position on the board.

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Originally posted by Palynka
An Action Man made of porcelain sounds exactly right.
Sounds like a toy for queer boy 😠 I am a boy boy

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Sure we can have the action figure. The porcelain is something that is to be admired, passed on to grandchildren and talked about in hushed tones by old ladies who smell like mothballs. We need to cater for all areas of the market.

Anyway I'm thinking of naming the company GranRob Enterprises, any of you interested in a position on the board.
I want to be the Human Resources Manager.

Call me Catbert.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want to be the Human Resources Manager.

Call me Catbert.
Done, I think I'll be the President of the Product Development division.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Done, I think I'll be the President of the Product Development division.
Dear Vicepresident Zort Boy,

We regret to inform you that due to financial constrains our company is forced to let go some of its staff. In our latest round of downsizing unfortunately your name is in the list.

We kindly ask you to consider this difficult decision as not linked in any way to your credentials but as a last service from you to our corporate vision.

We thank you for your 5 minutes of service and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Kind regards,
Human Resources