Great Responses to Insults

Your best comeback lines here.

Post the insult first if necessary.

No.

Originally posted by loudog
Your best comeback lines here.

Post the insult first if necessary.

Originally posted by loudog
Your best comeback lines here.

Post the insult first if necessary.

Don't worry, you have more than enough for everyone.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Don't worry, you have more than enough for everyone.

You are so ugly, they had to tie a pork chop around your neck, just to get the dog to play with you.

Originally posted by loudog
You are so ugly, they had to tie a pork chop around your neck, just to get the dog to play with you.

You have a huge head,
It's needed to house my incredibly huge brain.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Drunk Churchill at dinner party: You Madam, are ugly.
Ugly Woman: And you sir, are drunk!
Churchill: Yes. ... but I will be sober in the morning.

"You've been banned more times than redbadger."

"Yeah?! Well, you see more conspiracies than Suzianne."

"Umm... well, you pick more nits than FMF!"

"You sing worse than Phlabibit!"

"You've done more cut and pastes than Grampy Bobby!"

"OK...well, well, you take longer to update your website than Russ!!!!" (<----WINNAR)

Insult: You (fill in the blank) (fill in the blank) (fill in the blank).

Response: Oh how expressive. You really nailed that one. Well stated, that's for sure.

Are you really that dumb or are you just getting started?

Did you get this shallow over night or have you been working on it all your life?

I am rubber, you are glue.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Oh, yeah?

Ook?