Great Responses to Insults

"I knew you were jealous from the day that I met you/
I upset you/ 'cuz I get respect/
I bet you...I'm even liked more by YOUR niece and nephew

Eminem insulting someone name Everlast

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at a rude waitress:

"You know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in."