Haiku

There's irony there
I must be stupied because
I spelled it wrong too

Originally posted by Badwater
There's irony there
I must be stupied because
I spelled it wrong too

Originally posted by adam warlock
Poor taste with women
Correlates with poor grammar.
No irony there.

Stocky and ugly
abundant alcohol
she's a keeper

Originally posted by Seitse
Stocky and ugly
abundant alcohol
she's a keeper

Originally posted by adam warlock
Please, o dear señor,
Can you elucidate me
of whom you speak of?

By the way, your metric's wrong,
On all of the three verses.

Originally posted by duecer
not if you translate it into espanol😛

Originally posted by adam warlock
If you want to talk
Do it like it's suppos'd to:
Speak it in haiku.

Ps: A free translation to portuguese that respects the metric.

Gorduchita e feia,
Com bastante álcool no sangue.
Ela é p'ra guardar.

Juice, toast, milk, and Trix.
It's a nutritious breakfast.
Ready for the day.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Juice, toast, milk, and Trix.
It's a nutritious breakfast.
Ready for the day.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you getting paid
For breakfast advertisements?
(What's Trix anyway?)

Originally posted by adam warlock
If you want to talk
Do it like it's suppos'd to:
Speak it in haiku.

Ps: A free translation to portuguese that respects the metric.

Gorduchita e feia,
Com bastante álcool no sangue.
Ela é p'ra guardar.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you getting paid
For breakfast advertisements?
(What's Trix anyway?)

Originally posted by Badwater
There's irony there
I must be stupied because
I spelled it wrong too

Originally posted by Very Rusty
I will agree with you on this statement.

You see, I can be very agreeable! 😉