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Fifteen hundred posts!
Is there still some ice cream left
Or shall we have cake?

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i crave dried mango,
the forest feast fairtrade stuff.
cakes and ice cream? pah!

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i crave dried mango,
the forest feast fairtrade stuff.
cakes and ice cream? pah!
We can have mango
In addition to the rest.
Let's have some tea, too.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
We can have mango
In addition to the rest.
Let's have some tea, too.
i don't drink hot drinks -
i'll just have some apple juice.
but tea is healthy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5281046.stm

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i don't drink hot drinks -
i'll just have some apple juice.
but tea is healthy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5281046.stm
Sorry, I forgot!
Apple juice is healthy, too,
But I don't like it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sorry, I forgot!
Apple juice is healthy, too,
But I don't like it.
Noodles Operates
Remarkably Discreetly.
Learn, You Scallywags!


Originally posted by Officer Dibble
Noodles Operates
Remarkably Discreetly.
Learn, You Scallywags!
Oh, food! Fruit, ice cream -
Easy, right? Drink is beer, bah!
Lousy epicure.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, food! Fruit, ice cream -
Easy, right? Drink is beer, bah!
Lousy epicure.
orangutan, run!
acronyms now grow unchecked -
truly awful news.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
orangutan, run!
acronyms now grow unchecked -
truly awful news.
acronyms are cool
associators are there
how them can we beat

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Originally posted by Choreant
acronyms are cool
associators are there
how them can we beat
the easiest way:
da doo doo doo, daa daa daa.
but that's not much fun.

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Originally posted by Choreant
acronyms are cool
associators are there
how them can we beat
What did that haiku =
speak like Yoda try you to?
Let us just keep on ...

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
orangutan, run!
acronyms now grow unchecked -
truly awful news.
oh? First, find it clear:
Each read does invite babble ...
but listen ... endure?!

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Originally posted by orangutan
What did that haiku =
speak like Yoda try you to?
Let us just keep on ...
like Yoda I speak
wisdom great grants it to me
and the Force power

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Haiku acronym:
I knowingly use freely
Unabashed nonsense.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Haiku acronym:
I knowingly use freely
Unabashed nonsense.
Hidden meaning: Be
extremely efficiently
refrigerated.

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