Haiku

Originally posted by orangutan
A grand? You're joking?!
Sleep: It is over-rated
I'll get used to it.

Originally posted by Choreant
I'm not joking
You'll never sleep well there
this room has secrets

Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't use contractions,
and your haiku will be right.
"I am", "You will". See?

Originally posted by Bowmann
Perfect solution.
So simple to implement.
Well done! Erm...that's all.

Tatertots are good,
Tatertots go well with ham,
I love tatertots!

Originally posted by Ramned
Tatertots are good,
Tatertots go well with ham,
I love tatertots!

vorsprung durch technik,
as they say in germany.
(coke is the real thing.)

finger lickin' good.
a little dab'll do ya.
because i'm worth it.

a diamond is forever.
put a tiger in your tank.

sorry about that:
a little commercial break.
i feel better now.

Transportation woe.
Car died! Now Bike dies as well!
Cracked frame - It's all f****d.

Car still in garage,
Bike is only fit for skip.
Tomorrow the train. 😞

All it takes is a
dallop of Daisy, yeah
that is all it takes!

Originally posted by orangutan
Transportation woe.
Car died! Now Bike dies as well!
Cracked frame - It's all f****d.

Car still in garage,
Bike is only fit for skip.
Tomorrow the train. 😞

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
have you considered
something indestructible?
this, for example:

http://tinyurl.com/32rgco
(don't count the syllables please)

Originally posted by orangutan
I have three ordered
knife, fork and spoon attachments
revenge will be mine ....

Tick, tick, tick, tock, tick.
My, how "tempus fugit" is
Such a profound phrase.