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Too much work no play
I really could sleep right now
How's life in the site?

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Wisdom tooth removed.
It starts to hurt badly now.
I need some more ice.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Wisdom tooth removed.
It starts to hurt badly now.
I need some more ice.
Ouch! poor beast.
Do robots have teeth?
Fight the pain, soldier!

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Ouch! poor beast.
Do robots have teeth?
Fight the pain, soldier!
For some strange reason,
I was built with wisdom teeth.
Quite meaningless, eh?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
For some strange reason,
I was built with wisdom teeth.
Quite meaningless, eh?
With all your problems.
I think it's time to
put you to sleeep
melt you down!
keep the good bits
for a new machine-beast.

(my version of haiku looks like yours a bit)

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Do not melt her down!
Nordlys may be problem-filled.
But she is unique.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Wisdom tooth removed.
It starts to hurt badly now.
I need some more ice.
I am here for you.
I have had that done before
and I know it sucks. 🙂

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I am here for you.
I have had that done before
and I know it sucks. 🙂
Oh, thanks a lot, Ice!
It still hurts, but not as much.
Not much wisdom left.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I tried a new tea.
It is smoked. Very weird stuff!
I don't like it much.
Was this smoking tea
Salvia divinorum?
Are you a sage now?

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Was this smoking tea
Salvia divinorum?
Are you a sage now?
Perhaps the
tea was smoking hot?
heh heh heh

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Was this smoking tea
Salvia divinorum?
Are you a sage now?
I did not smoke it,
And it was not salvia.
I'd like to try, though.

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Originally posted by stocken
Perhaps the
tea was smoking hot?
heh heh heh
Smoking hot it was,
And smelling smokily, too.
I might throw it out.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
This is no joke sir
Respect our haiku game, or
we will eat you too
Cannibal haiku?
I heard of one who threw up
His hands in disgust.

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Originally posted by Gottschalk
Cannibal haiku?
I heard of one who threw up
His hands in disgust.
Better by far than,
this cannabis haiku that
Is filling the thread

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Better by far than,
this cannabis haiku that
Is filling the thread
All this talk of smoke,
When before it was so fun.
No more BBQ 🙁

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