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orangutan

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13 Jan 07 00:46

reader1107

petting the cat

On Clique Beach

Joined: 23 Dec 05
Moves: 28199

06 Mar 07 20:39

Originally posted by orangutan
Badgers. More badgers.
They are hard to get rid of
(resistant to spray)

Someone should add to the FAQ
explaining all the badgers?

If you clear the cache
you get rid of badgers, too.
It's in the FAQ.

RookRAK

Out of drinks

On Clique Beach

Joined: 06 Feb 05
Moves: 64036

06 Mar 07 20:44

Originally posted by orangutan
Badgers. More badgers.
They are hard to get rid of
(resistant to spray)

Someone should add to the FAQ
explaining all the badgers?

So, mutant badgers?
Then we need a better spray.
New "Badger-be-gone"

orangutan

ook

hirsute rooster

Joined: 13 Apr 05
Moves: 21341

06 Mar 07 20:47

Originally posted by RookRAK
So, mutant badgers?
Then we need a better spray.
New "Badger-be-gone"

Is that any good?
or "Better Badger Baiting"
I've heard is good too

RookRAK

Out of drinks

On Clique Beach

Joined: 06 Feb 05
Moves: 64036

06 Mar 07 21:23

Originally posted by orangutan
Is that any good?
or "Better Badger Baiting"
I've heard is good too

Got pesky Badgers?
Buy Acme "Badger Blaster".
It's new and improved.

orangutan

ook

hirsute rooster

Joined: 13 Apr 05
Moves: 21341

06 Mar 07 21:27

Originally posted by RookRAK
Got pesky Badgers?
Buy Acme "Badger Blaster".
It's new and improved.

All new "Badger Bombs" -
Guaranteed badger relief
comes with "stoat-away!"

reader1107

petting the cat

On Clique Beach

Joined: 23 Dec 05
Moves: 28199

06 Mar 07 21:35

Originally posted by orangutan
All new "Badger Bombs" -
Guaranteed badger relief
comes with "stoat-away!"

No, Badger Helper!
Just add one pound of badger!
Goes well with salad.

orangutan

ook

hirsute rooster

Joined: 13 Apr 05
Moves: 21341

06 Mar 07 21:39

Originally posted by reader1107
No, Badger Helper!
Just add one pound of badger!
Goes well with salad.

Badger barbecue?
We will need some big skewers
and some charcoal too.

RookRAK

Out of drinks

On Clique Beach

Joined: 06 Feb 05
Moves: 64036

06 Mar 07 21:46

Originally posted by reader1107
No, Badger Helper!
Just add one pound of badger!
Goes well with salad.

Yum, Badger Helper!
My favorite. Does it come
in spicy cajun?

Woodgie

DISCO!

Joined: 11 Mar 06
Moves: 29627

06 Mar 07 21:48

1 edit

Shame on you all!
I have drawn an alliance with the badger,
you must now be punished by flame.

Edit: Am I haikuing yet?

orangutan

ook

hirsute rooster

Joined: 13 Apr 05
Moves: 21341

06 Mar 07 22:16

Originally posted by Woodgie
Shame on you all!
I have drawn an alliance with the badger,
you must now be punished by flame.

Edit: Am I haikuing yet?

psst - Woodgie, guess what ...
badgers burn - burn real good too.
... Want to switch sides now?

(Haiku practice coming on.
You will soon have it sorted).

EAPOE

Earl of Rochester

Restoration London

Joined: 22 Dec 05
Moves: 7135

06 Mar 07 22:20

Originally posted by orangutan
Badger barbecue?
We will need some big skewers
and some charcoal too.

Barbecue Whey Hey
I've not ate Badger before
What does it taste like?

reader1107

petting the cat

On Clique Beach

Joined: 23 Dec 05
Moves: 28199

06 Mar 07 22:20

Originally posted by Woodgie
Shame on you all!
I have drawn an alliance with the badger,
you must now be punished by flame.

Edit: Am I haikuing yet?

You did not yet taste
RookRAK's favorite: a spicy
cajun style badger!

reader1107

petting the cat

On Clique Beach

Joined: 23 Dec 05
Moves: 28199

06 Mar 07 22:21

Originally posted by EAPOE
Barbecue Whey Hey
I've not ate Badger before
What does it taste like?

It tastes like chicken.
Doesn't everything? And with
barbeque sauce ... yum!

UmbrageOfSnow

All Bark, No Bite

Playing percussion

Joined: 13 Jul 05
Moves: 13279

06 Mar 07 22:24

Originally posted by reader1107
It tastes like chicken.
Doesn't everything? And with
barbeque sauce ... yum!

The Joy of Cooking
surely has a better way
barbeque too dull.

reader1107

petting the cat

On Clique Beach

Joined: 23 Dec 05
Moves: 28199

06 Mar 07 22:27

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
The Joy of Cooking
surely has a better way
barbeque too dull.

I microwave tea!
My cook books are paperweights!
YOUR turn to cook now!