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A very still world
white, soft, beautiful new snow
tree limbs lean downward.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
A very still world
white, soft, beautiful new snow
tree limbs lean downward.
Lasers can melt snow
FACT. Be careful where you look.
Oh ow! Don't look THERE!

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Originally posted by orangutan
Lasers can melt snow
FACT. Be careful where you look.
Oh ow! Don't look THERE!
Lasers see through clothes
FACT. I see your underwear
Interesting sheep.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Lasers see through clothes
FACT. I see your underwear
Interesting sheep.
He got rid of the
Teletubbies underwear?
It's a sad, sad day. 😳

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Brownish watery product
nausea fragrance around
too much chili con carne.

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Games waiting: zero
Too many fora. No chess.
Prose comp apathy.

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I wanted flowers
Instead, my love gave me rocks.
I'm not a stoner!

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Eight pages of poems
All pertaining to Haiku
Sheesh! All that reading

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Originally posted by Seitse
Brownish watery product
nausea fragrance around
too much chili con carne.
That is disgusting
Too much excretion data
Stop the poopy stuff

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Originally posted by RDM
That is disgusting
Too much excretion data
Stop the poopy stuff
You poop, I poop
everybody poops
stop the hypocrisy

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Originally posted by Seitse
You poop, I poop
everybody poops
stop the hypocrisy
Haiku is microwave poetry
for the artistically impaired
poop is good haiku material

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My rating rises
Then my rating hits the ground
Curse my poor playing!

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Originally posted by Badwater
My rating rises
Then my rating hits the ground
Curse my poor playing!
I need new glasses
At first I thought your name said
Bed Wetter. My bad!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Haiku is microwave poetry
for the artistically impaired
poop is good haiku material
ZORRO! Work on your
syllables and your subjects
they are smelly bombs.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I need new glasses
At first I thought your name said
Bed Wetter. My bad!
This needs to be fixed.
In the last line, please replace
The "a" with an "e".