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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
But don't you hate it when a woman wears a low-cut top in public, and then when she catches you looking, she takes offense and tugs on her top to cover 'em up?
so do you suggest men to walk with balls hanging out from pants and wait to cath somebody's eyes on it to take them back in ...🙂
i might try it in out office...I will probably get killed....

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on the topic of dating a friends ex, i discovered that one of my (female) friends is dating her brothers best friend! i thought that was illegal! he's your typical american GI though, built like a tank and he can't make a proper fist any more as it dislocated the joints. something to do with punching some guy through a window, and he used to fight for money. nice guy though...

and on the topic of breezy trousers, i decided that i would wear my kilt* yesterday. now, i'm not one to normally wear such attire on a social basis but i decided to as i've not actually worn it since i've been at uni. nice breeze, there was. although i kept on forgetting to sit properly with it. not exactly something you want to forget when your sitting opposit the most pushy gay guy that you know, and he's mildly sloshed...

*traditional scottish clothing, often worn without any underwear. half of the reason why the scots were known as "the ladies from hell" during the first world war. the other reason being that we're zombies.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
But don't you hate it when a woman wears a low-cut top in public, and then when she catches you looking, she takes offense and tugs on her top to cover 'em up?

Equally when they wear t-shirts that have slogans across their breasts.

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Originally posted by lausey

Equally when they wear t-shirts that have slogans across their breasts.
have you seen the welsh rugby top? 'tis rather houmerous when a woman wears it, as it displays "brains" in large white writing over her breasts...

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Everyone who rec'd this thread should join a club... perhaps Shavs will send you photos. I know what you like.

ES

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Originally posted by genius
have you seen the welsh rugby top? 'tis rather houmerous when a woman wears it, as it displays "brains" in large white writing over her breasts...
I never noticed that

funny

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Originally posted by villa68
I never noticed that

funny
You were too engrossed in conversation, trying to get to know her for the person she is, or:

1. You are blind;

2. You are a lady: a straight lady;

3. You are steaming great left-footer.

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Originally posted by genius
have you seen the welsh rugby top? 'tis rather houmerous when a woman wears it, as it displays "brains" in large white writing over her breasts...
Just to clarify 'Brains' is a local brewery which sponsors the welsh team

It is even funnier when some girls add the word 'mild' on one side and 'bitter' on the other!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Thanks for that $#!@ Brick! Now I've got you and Shav playing with each others balls seared into my brain.
Who's stripes and who's solids?

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