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She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot younger (nearly three years younger to be precise) and I used to always sit with both legs up on the desk at work.
This is a habit I still tend to do, or at home I'll have my feet up on the sofa. I just don't like my feet dangling about.

Another thing you have to comprehend is that I used to wear trousers (pants in the US) until they were completely worn away. Normally, it's the crotch that goes first.

A last thing one must come to grips with is that I wear boxer shorts. I don't like underpants, they're too restrictive...

Well, the scene is set and the blatantly obvious is about to unfold....

Anyways, I was sat at the desk in my usual pose (feet up on the desk...one leg drawn up with a knee pointing to the ceiling and one leg stretched out), with collegues and refugees walking in and out the office.
In she walks, smiles politely and says: "Mark, your testicles are hanging out your trousers." and without a blush she carries on with whatever she was doing.

I did take a peek at my crotch. I thought she was kidding. But no, sure enough, there they were. Just sort of dangling out of my boxers through the hole in the crotch of my jeans. Needless to say I tucked them back in.

So, there I was Wednesday. Sat at the desk with my feet up on it. No holes in my trousers this time though. And in she walks for the first time in three years...
Do you know the first thing she said to me?
"How're yer balls Mark?"

Seriously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays."

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Originally posted by shavixmir
She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot younger (nearly three years younger to be precise) and I used to always sit with both legs up on the desk at work.
This ...[text shortened]... 're yer balls Mark?"

Seriously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays." [/i]
And still no blush I bet.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot yo ...[text shortened]... iously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays." [/i]
i just thought i would quote and reply so that this post is kept for everyone to read after it had been modded! 😉

fred

edit; which clearly didn't work due to the text shortened thingy!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot younger (nearly three years younger to be precise) and I used to always sit with both legs up on the desk at work.
This ...[text shortened]... 're yer balls Mark?"

Seriously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays." [/i]
I really have to rec You for that!

Didnt u get embarrassed at first when she said "your balls are hanging out your trousers" 😳

She can never forget the Scene! 😉

Your answer was a perfect one 🙂 hahaha! that's the laugh of the day for me 😀

Shavi your awesome!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot younger (nearly three years younger to be precise) and I used to always sit with both legs up on the desk at work.
This ...[text shortened]... 're yer balls Mark?"

Seriously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays." [/i]
Rec slut.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot younger (nearly three years younger to be precise) and I used to always sit with both legs up on the desk at work.
This ...[text shortened]... 're yer balls Mark?"

Seriously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays." [/i]
She clearly had your balls on her mind. Which means they probably had to pass her chin sometime on the way up from your crotch.

Kudos!

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Originally posted by PBE6
She clearly had your balls on her mind. Which means they probably had to pass her chin sometime on the way up from your crotch.

Kudos!
No, his balls were on his pants.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
No, his balls were on his pants.
No, his socks were on his head.

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Cargo shorts on a breezy summer day are better than xmas morning !

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Sounds like she was all talk and no trousers.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
She walked into the office. I'd not seen or spoken to her in 3 years.

Did I ever tell you of the breezy trousers incident?
This happened a few years back.

To understand what happened, one has to realise that I was a lot younger (nearly three years younger to be precise) and I used to always sit with both legs up on the desk at work.
This ...[text shortened]... 're yer balls Mark?"

Seriously!
Do you know what I answered?

"Shaven nowadays." [/i]
If you are going to have these regular meetings with her, you had better think of something a bit more witty to say for the next one in three years time!

😛

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Quite honestly, if I could go my whole life without hearing anything else about Shav's balls I'd be quite content. I am finding that any reference to Shav's balls, shaved or hairy, brings with it a disturbing image that I can't shake.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Quite honestly, if I could go my whole life without hearing anything else about Shav's balls I'd be quite content. I am finding that any reference to Shav's balls, shaved or hairy, brings with it a disturbing image that I can't shake.
You may contemplate mine instead.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You may contemplate mine instead.
Thanks for that $#!@ Brick! Now I've got you and Shav playing with each others balls seared into my brain.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
... Needless to say I tucked them back in...
But don't you hate it when a woman wears a low-cut top in public, and then when she catches you looking, she takes offense and tugs on her top to cover 'em up?

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