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Originally posted by dfm65
strong hand muscles?
LOL...naw, he was actually "throwin down'!.....missed the hole on the "down-swing", or tried to enter the wrong hole too fast....LOL...

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
LOL...naw, he was actually "throwin down'!.....missed the hole on the "up-swing", or tried to enter the wrong hole too fast....LOL...
That good a dream was it, sounds very realistic..........................not

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Originally posted by bub
That good a dream was it, sounds very realistic..........................not
It's true! Go break out an anatomy and physiolgy book, look how the penis is made up, and maybe you'll understand. Maybe I should have stated that he didn't literally "break" his dong, but he did break the main connective tissue (urethra, corpus spongiosum/colossum) that causes an erection; blood was pouring out of his urethra. Any Doctors here to back me up?

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
It's true! Go break out an anatomy and physiolgy book, look how the penis is made up, and maybe you'll understand. Maybe I should have stated that he didn't literally "break" his dong, but he did break the main connective tissue (urethra, corpus spongiosum/colossum) that causes an erection; blood was pouring out of his urethra. Any Doctors here to back me up?
I believe that the parts involved are the 'vas deferens.' And they can be broken in a sense. I'm no doctor but my sister is, so I get to hear lots of hilarious stories of humiliating misfortune.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
I believe that the parts involved are the 'vas deferens.' And they can be broken in a sense. I'm no doctor but my sister is, so I get to hear lots of hilarious stories of humiliating misfortune.
nope - the ductus/vas deferens are the tubes that transport sperm from the testes to the urethra. They get cut in vasectomies, and can get 'twisted' causing infertility, but they're not what get's broken in an incident like chancre describes.

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
It's true! Go break out an anatomy and physiolgy book, look how the penis is made up, and maybe you'll understand. Maybe I should have stated that he didn't literally "break" his dong, but he did break the main connective tissue (urethra, corpus spongiosum/colossum) that causes an erection; blood was pouring out of his urethra. Any Doctors here to back me up?
Yep, it can and does happen, usually from a 'miss aimed stroke', most commonly when the girl is on top (she's bouncing away and doesn't notice the miss as quickly as the guy would. The guy would usually stop pretty fast, whereas the girl can land on the bent penis with all her wieght. I've had a couple of close calls myself.

The science bit: The penis contains two chambers, called the corpora cavernosa, which run the length of the organ, which has (amongst other things) spaces which get filled up with blood to form an erection. When erect the corpora vavernosa can be ruptured if violently bent, causing the effects Chancre describes. Not good guys! :'(

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
Yep, it can and does happen, usually from a 'miss aimed stroke', most commonly when the girl is on top (she's bouncing away and doesn't notice the miss as quickly as the guy would. The guy would usually stop pretty fast, whereas the girl can land on the bent penis with all her wieght. I've had a couple of close calls myself.

The science bit: The pen ...[text shortened]... n be ruptured if violently bent, causing the effects Chancre describes. Not good guys! :'(
LMAO😵😵................sorry guys i just have this vision of it in a splint and cast

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
nope - the ductus/vas deferens are the tubes that transport sperm from the testes to the urethra. They get cut in vasectomies, and can get 'twisted' causing infertility, but they're not what get's broken in an incident like chancre describes.
oops. well, as i said i'm no doctor... 😳

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I've been addicted to them for years, a bag a day at least. The problem is all the root canals I have had, they have a lot of sugar in them 😛

They are more addicting then smoking, but less expensive 🙂

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Those delightful little mentho-lyptus cough drops. I love 'em. I'll eat 'em like candy. Don't need a cough or even a sore throat.
The mind boggles...

How do you get from a cough sweet to erectile disfunction in less than 2 pages?

For what it's worth the Americans have some little mints called 'Icebreakers' (wintergreen flavour)... they're the best!
I was in LV earlier this year and bought a stores entire stock!

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
Be careful as it is medication....too much menthol, or anything, even sex, is not good for you....my nephew literally broke his "crank" while in the throes of passion; had to go to the ER, get slit the entire length, and have micro-surgery....I won't be signing his cast...😵
Yes, you're right. Too much of anything can be bad. Is menthol really a drug though? I've never heard of any harmful side-effects. I could be wrong though.

I fear my family is planning an intervention. I'm like a dangerous animal, backed into a corner, wild-eyed, naked and unshaven, aggressively defending my bag of Halls.

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
It's true! Go break out an anatomy and physiolgy book, look how the penis is made up, and maybe you'll understand. Maybe I should have stated that he didn't literally "break" his dong, but he did break the main connective tissue (urethra, corpus spongiosum/colossum) that causes an erection; blood was pouring out of his urethra. Any Doctors here to back me up?
There is a corpus colossum in the brain which may explain a lot.

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Originally posted by chancremechanic
It's true! Go break out an anatomy and physiolgy book, look how the penis is made up, and maybe you'll understand. Maybe I should have stated that he didn't literally "break" his dong, but he did break the main connective tissue (urethra, corpus spongiosum/colossum) that causes an erection; blood was pouring out of his urethra. Any Doctors here to back me up?
I heard about something similar on the radio recently. Apparently, it does happen. It hurts me just to think about it. The theme song from "Shaft" will never be the same.

I need a Halls now.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Is menthol really a drug though?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menthol

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I've been addicted to them for years, a bag a day at least. The problem is all the root canals I have had, they have a lot of sugar in them 😛

They are more addicting then smoking, but less expensive 🙂
What, breaking your penis?...LOL...😉