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Happy Birthday to me...NOT

Happy Birthday to me...NOT

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Exactly 2 years ago, somewhere near this time, I was sitting at a Soccer game, getting beat-up by dozens of angry fans becuase I cheered the opposing team.I remember that when me and my friend had left the game I told him with a beer in my hand and a fat lip This is the worst birthday EVER. Today, proved me wrong, becuase today was defenatly the worst birthday EVER!

I woke up normally sometime around 11 AM with a huge hangover, and as I got out of my bed I bumped my leg into my desk and fell over flat on my face. what a great way to start the day I thought while trying to make my way into the bathroom without braking any parts of my body.

I had a cup of Coffee, to make my hangover better, I watched some TV, answered some annoying birthday calls from some friends and at 1 PM I went over to my girl friends house.
ot to bad so far I thought to myself while driving in the car, five minutes later I got a flat tyer. 😕
30 minutes of sweaty work in the sun it took me to change the freakin tyer, but I didnt want to let that bring me down.
So I made it to my girl friend - Maya'an at about 2PM, I said hello, went to take a shower and went back expecting my real birthday present 😉
So we start fooling around and of course her room-mate comes in after about 10 minutes, totaly wrecked the mood. So she suggested that we should go see a movie, but I didnt feel like it. I said good bye and went back to my appartment, said I would call her later on.
at 3 PM I went to shoot some pool with a friend of mine, he kicked my ass of course, I lost 200 Shekles from bets.
I returned home at about 5PM to watch some more tv and play some chess here on RHP.
At 6:30 Maay'an came over and this time we didnt get interupted 😉

All this not to bad you may think? wait until you hear what happend next....

My mom called me inviting me over for dinner, she calimed to have some surprise for me. of course I didnt want to go but since it is my birthday I figured i should. so I start walking and of course I fall like some bozo and scrape my knee. When we finally arrived at my mom's house my heart collapsed when i saw her fallen on the floor breathing heavily...
The ambulence came after about 15 minutes, the longest 15 minutes of my life. Thank god the ambulance guy said she will be ok.
So at 8 PM I said good bye to my brother,some friends and of course my mom in the hospitel, and head back alone to my appartment, on the way 4 guys jump me whilst hitting me with a stick, and stealing my money and my disc-man (including the disc Master of Puppets!)This is the second time I get mugged in my life, what are the chances I will get mugged on my freakin birthday??

So I get home totally bummed out about this horrid day, only to find no more beer in the fridge. At this point I was so frustrated from everything that happend that I kicked the fridge with my broozed leg from the morning and form the mugging, which resulted in a even more broozed leg and another fall to the floor.

Now I am sitting here at 9:20 pm posting this and just hoping this day will pass and never come again. happy 25th birthday to me, so far, this is defenatly the worst birthday EVER

I hope I didnt bore all of you with my story, I just had to let it out somewhere! I dont have money for a shrink! 😉

(Remember there is a time difference, 2 PM for me isnt necessaraly 2 PM for you)


-Shaul-

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Originally posted by Faith No More
Exactly 2 years ago, somewhere near this time, I was sitting at a Soccer game, getting beat-up by dozens of angry fans becuase I cheered the opposing team.I remember that when me and my friend had left the game I told him with a beer in my hand and a fat lip This is the worst birthday EVER. Today, proved me wrong, becuase today was defenatly the worst ...[text shortened]...
(Remember there is a time difference, 2 PM for me isnt necessaraly 2 PM for you)


-Shaul-
Things could be worse ... (my motto when shit happens)

On the bright side - life can only get better from this point, right?

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Things could be worse ... (my motto when shit happens)

On the bright side - life can only get better from this point, right?
Bad stuff can always happend unfortuanlly.
Luckily I only have one birthday a year 😉

Shaul

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By brother is dead. He would love to have a birthday like yours.

I complained because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet.

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Originally posted by Faith No More
Exactly 2 years ago, somewhere near this time, I was sitting at a Soccer game, getting beat-up by dozens of angry fans becuase I cheered the opposing team.I remember that when me and my friend had left the game I told him with a beer in my hand and a fat lip This is the worst birthday EVER. Today, proved me wrong, becuase today was defenatly the worst ...[text shortened]...
(Remember there is a time difference, 2 PM for me isnt necessaraly 2 PM for you)


-Shaul-
Oh god. I'm so sorry. Best wishes to your mother.

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Originally posted by Faith No More
Exactly 2 years ago, somewhere near this time, I was sitting at a Soccer game, getting beat-up by dozens of angry fans becuase I cheered the opposing team.I remember that when me and my friend had left the game I told him with a beer in my hand and a fat lip This is the worst birthday EVER. Today, proved me wrong, becuase today was defenatly the worst ...[text shortened]...
(Remember there is a time difference, 2 PM for me isnt necessaraly 2 PM for you)


-Shaul-
What a day, though I don't know you I still guess you have deserved better. Its a cruel world out there.
So welcome back in at the safe and cossy RHP, and a happy birthday.

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Thank you Rachel... Scheel as well.
Everything is ok, we all have bad days mine just happens to be on my birthday.

23 of september... always remember this day as the day I suffer the most.



Seanpbutler,
I am sorry about your brother, this thread is nothing more then some irony I wish to share with everyone.

Shaul

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Originally posted by seanpbutler
By brother is dead. He would love to have a birthday like yours.

I complained because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet.
yeesh, tough crowd...

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Originally posted by Faith No More
Exactly 2 years ago, somewhere near this time, I was sitting at a Soccer game, getting beat-up by dozens of angry fans becuase I cheered the opposing team.I remember that when me and my friend had left the game I told him with a beer in my hand and a fat lip This is the worst birthday EVER. Today, proved me wrong, becuase today was defenatly the worst ...[text shortened]...
(Remember there is a time difference, 2 PM for me isnt necessaraly 2 PM for you)


-Shaul-
oh, Shaul, I am so sorry for your bad day! I hope you are feeling better and I hope your Mom is okay.
Happy Birthday.

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Originally posted by darvlay
yeesh, tough crowd...
Darv, I am gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you get punched in the face quite a bit?😛

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Darv, I am gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you get punched in the face quite a bit?😛
Actually, I was commenting on sean butler's reply not fnm's story.

And I've never been punched in the face but I've been kissed there lots. Like I've said before, you don't know me so stop pretending to think you do.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Actually, I was commenting on sean butler's reply not fnm's story.

And I've never been punched in the face but I've been kissed there lots. Like I've said before, you don't know me so stop pretending to think you do.
or what?
😛

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Originally posted by darvlay
Actually, I was commenting on sean butler's reply not fnm's story.

And I've never been punched in the face but I've been kissed there lots. Like I've said before, you don't know me so stop pretending to think you do.
btw, I know that is what you were responding to, as it says so in your post, and I was commenting on the fact that it was a less than sympathetic response.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
or what?
😛
or nothing i guess.

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Wow, That was a horrible, nasty, awful, no good bad day. I am so sorry that your day was so challenging. You have every right to vent, whine, moan and even compain, alot. Yet, you only shared, you must be a good guy, Faith No More. I hope you have a had a better day. Prayers and good thoughts for your Mother's speedy recovery.

Is there anything we can do for you...send over a dancing girl or two? prepare a feast? some beer? sing Happy Birthday? bake a cake?

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