Originally posted by yo its meA small white rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a butcher's shop. He bounces up onto the counter and says to the butcher,
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"Have you got any pineapple cakes?"
And the butcher says,
"No, this is a butcher's shop, try the baker's along the road..."
So the Rabbit toddles off.
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a butcher's shop again...He bounces up onto the counter and says to the butcher,
"Have you got any pineapple cakes?"
And the butcher says "No, this is a butcher's shop, try the baker's along the road...did I not tell you that yesterday?"
And so off the Rabbit goes again.
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a butcher's shop yet again.
He bounces up onto the counter and says,
"Have you got any pineapple cakes?"
And the butcher says,
"No, this is a butcher's shop, I told you that yesterday and the day before try the baker's along the road!"
And so the rabbit bounces out the door and off down the street
The very next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a butcher's shop again...He bounces up onto the counter and says to the butcher,
"Have you got any pineapple cakes?"
The butcher is losing patience by this time and says to the rabbit,
"Look I have told you repeatedly, this is a butcher's shop, we sell meat not cakes, now I have been as nice as I am willing to be about this, there is a baker's shop along the road where you can purchase pineapple cakes but if you come back in here again asking for pineapple cakes I will nail your ears to that wall!"
And so the rabbit bounces off the counter, out the door and along the road...
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and bounds into the butcher's shop and up onto the counter and says to the butcher,
"Do you have any nails?"
The butcher says, "No"
So the rabbit says
"Got any pineapple cakes then..."
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Originally posted by ChessPraxislol, ill tell that to my two rabbits, they will surely appreciate it. I hope you dont eat rabbits on thanksgiving 😠
A small white rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a butcher's shop. He bounces up onto the counter and says to the butcher,
"Have you got any pineapple cakes?"
And the butcher says,
"No, this is a butcher's shop, try the baker's along the road..."
So the Rabbit toddles off.
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and "No"
So the rabbit says
"Got any pineapple cakes then..."
Originally posted by ChessPraxisNo dead turkeys in my house either. 🙂
Let us give thanks by the killing of millions upon millions of innocent lives.
The once noble wild turkey, genetically modified into a plain bird, reduced to living its entire life in huge barns, being fed by automated systems, then killed and plucked and eaten.
We gather together bla bla yadda yadda.
I'm grilling tofu and yellow squash.
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Originally posted by ChessPraxisAnd when you've finished laughing at that one, here's another, even cheesier version:
A small white rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a butcher's shop. He bounces up onto the counter and says to the butcher,
"Have you got any pineapple cakes?"
And the butcher says,
"No, this is a butcher's shop, try the baker's along the road..."
So the Rabbit toddles off.
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and ...[text shortened]... "No"
So the rabbit says
"Got any pineapple cakes then..."
A small white rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into a baker's He bounces up onto the counter and says to the baker: "have you got any carrot cake?"
And the baker says: "no, we don't have carrot cake in our assortment."
So the Rabbit toddles off.
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into the same baker's. He bounces up onto the counter and says to the baker: "have you got any carrot cake?"
And the baker says: "no, we don't do carrot cake. Did I not tell you that yesterday?"
And so off the Rabbit goes again.
The next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into the baker's yet again.
He bounces up onto the counter and says: "have you got any carrot cake?"
And the baker says, "no, we don't. I told you that yesterday and the day before!"
And so the rabbit bounces out the door and off down the street.
But the baker thinks, "aw, that poor rabbit, maybe I should bake a carrot cake for him. Could be a decent new line as well." So he bakes some carrot cake.
The very next day the rabbit is bouncing along the road and hops into the baker's again...He bounces up onto the counter and says to the baker: "have you got any carrot cake?"
And this time the baker says: "yes, we do! Freshly baked this morning, too."
So the rabbit says... "disgusting, isn't it?"
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