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Originally posted by sjeg
Tradional Thai-tip one:

to tell everyone before you leave that the reasons for your trip are strictly business...
Actually no, I got that wrong. The internet site I found when I googled Thai holiday tips was ThaiHolidayClub . net .

It plainly states, but I'm not sure why:

Rule no.1 of Thai Holiday Club is never talk about Thai Holiday Club.

(quite repetitious here, not sure why...)

Rule no.2 of Thai Holiday Club is never talk about Thai Holiday Club.

Rule no.3 of Thai Holiday Club is learn the following phrase: "Gnang chuck ick tuck tuck chicky argggh tik tik", which roughly translates as: "I don't know what the problem is, officer, those rent boys had clearly already been decapitated before they entered my swimming-pool".

Rule no.4 of Thai Holiday Club had something to do with making sure that you were not the lead singer of any pisspoor glam rock outfits from the seventies.

Can't remember the rest... You should check it out. might be useful.

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Originally posted by sjeg
Actually no, I got that wrong. The internet site I found when I googled Thai holiday tips was ThaiHolidayClub . net .

It plainly states, but I'm not sure why:

Rule no.1 of Thai Holiday Club is never talk about Thai Holiday Club.

(quite repetitious here, not sure why...)

Rule no.2 of Thai Holiday Club is never talk about Thai Holiday Club.

...[text shortened]... om the seventies.

Can't remember the rest... You should check it out. might be useful.
I thought rule #3 translated as follows:
"Ick, Ick, Chuck Norris Thai boxes like a girl"