Originally posted by dottewellRuss hasn't been well. It's the rec thing. I have this from solid sources(the same one's that told Arrakis and skeeter that the moon landings were faked).
And I mean that in the medical sense.
He actually started to show signs of cracking about a year and a half ago when he realized that there were many members who not only had many more recs than he, but that he may not be able to catch up to them. He started coming up with crazy ideas for the site, and make many changes, and make many public posts to draw attention to himself- all to get more recs. All to no avail of course. The day the Guttersnipes turned down his membership application, his neighbor's put their houses up for sale. Then the day darv passed his total recs it is said that pets began disappearing from his neighborhood.
He finally decided to destroy everyone else's recs. So he told the computer geeks to get rid of everybody's recs not dreaming that they'd get rid of his too. When he woke up that morning to find his recs gone to, he screamed and sobbed, rent his clothes and ran through the streets asking all he met,"Have you seen my pretty recs? I need them! Give them to me now!" He was found late the next night gibbering naked in a field near Sc u nth orpe, muttering, "Hey sailor, buy a girl a rec?" and "I'm not a rec ho, I just can't say no".
So please, rec Russ with whatever recs you can spare. (No matter how boring the drivel he posts is.)It would help him to get back in the pink much quicker.