Originally posted by trev33A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
leave the guy alone, he only came in here to ask a simple quesion 😛
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
Originally posted by ChessPraxisOne evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
Originally posted by mikelomI feel so insightfully dirty...
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next ...[text shortened]... ey went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
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Originally posted by mikelomThis has my volt for best nerd joke.
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next ...[text shortened]... ey went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
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Originally posted by Reeves2668Game doesn't count (i.e., not rated) if less than three moves. So your friend gets nothing for you resigning that game.
Hi,
I'd like to point your attentions towards this game:
http://www.redhotpawn.com/core/playchess.php?gameid=8348734&cbqsid=18579
As you can see, black has resigned without a single move being made. I was playing black, my good friend (from real life) was playing white. The reason I did this, is that the week before, I called a timeout on a game thoughts welcome.
Also, any challenges welcome 🙂
Daniel from Cornwall, England.
Also, resigning whenever you want is within the RHP rules.
Originally posted by mikelomHot! I have just overloaded.
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next ...[text shortened]... ey went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.