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...jumped head first through a window and the whole frame disintergrates as you sail through. And I suppose none of your bones were broken; in fact you merely received a couple of tiny scratches.
This is what is shown on TV and films every day - it's ridiculous.
And another thing; in the hand to hand fights most of those who were thwacked like they expect us to believe they are, would be dead or seriously damaged - but oh no, they just jump up and carry on fighting.

Some people actually believe all that - and try it out themselves - they are in jail now. [or dead] 🙄🙄🙄



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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
...jumped head first through a window and the whole frame disintergrates as you sail through. And I suppose none of your bones were broken; in fact you merely received a couple of tiny scratches.
This is what is shown on TV and films every day - it's ridiculous.
And another thing; in the hand to hand fights most of those who were thwacked like they ...[text shortened]... ieve all that - and try it out themselves - they are in jail now. [or dead] 🙄🙄🙄



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I ran my arm through a window by accident, then blead to death. 😕

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
...jumped head first through a window and the whole frame disintergrates as you sail through. And I suppose none of your bones were broken; in fact you merely received a couple of tiny scratches.
This is what is shown on TV and films every day - it's ridiculous.
And another thing; in the hand to hand fights most of those who were thwacked like they ...[text shortened]... ieve all that - and try it out themselves - they are in jail now. [or dead] 🙄🙄🙄



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How about the gun fights where no one gets hit... or if they do get hit it takes about 14 bullets to bring them down.

How about the dorks on TV or in the movies who have super-hot wives?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
How about the gun fights where no one gets hit... or if they do get hit it takes about 14 bullets to bring them down.

How about the dorks on TV or in the movies who have super-hot wives?

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The dork/wife thing happens in real life, thank God for that. 😀

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I ran my arm through a window by accident, then blead to death. 😕
I'm sorry to hear that - rest in peace. 😏

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
The dork/wife thing happens in real life, thank God for that. 😀
I thought I was the exception.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
The dork/wife thing happens in real life, thank God for that. 😀
Oh, you came back to life - live in peace. 😉

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Oh, you came back to life - live in peace. 😉
I am not sure about that. I may still be dead, and Hell is me having to live out my miserable existance. 😕

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I thought I was the exception.

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The ladies like a man who knows how to use his rooks properly.

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I have seen a guy in a fight miss a punch and put his hand through a big shopfront window. The glass fell onto his arm, cutting to the bone, severing tendons and spraying blood. We passerbys stopped the bleeding as much as we could and an ambulance got there in under five minute.
I think god looks after fools and drunks sometimes.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
The ladies like a man who knows how to use his rooks properly.
I like to promote my bishop

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
...jumped head first through a window and the whole frame disintergrates as you sail through. And I suppose none of your bones were broken; in fact you merely received a couple of tiny scratches.
This is what is shown on TV and films every day - it's ridiculous.
And another thing; in the hand to hand fights most of those who were thwacked like they ...[text shortened]... ieve all that - and try it out themselves - they are in jail now. [or dead] 🙄🙄🙄



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Man, I played this cRaZy game of chess one time. You shoulda seen it.

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The side of the story you don't get to see is when the actors or stuntmen injure themselves. For example Jackie Chan was reported to have injured someones eye though I can't find the link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chan

Lesson kiddos : don't try this at home.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
...jumped head first through a window and the whole frame disintergrates as you sail through. And I suppose none of your bones were broken; in fact you merely received a couple of tiny scratches.
This is what is shown on TV and films every day - it's ridiculous.
And another thing; in the hand to hand fights most of those who were thwacked like they ...[text shortened]... ieve all that - and try it out themselves - they are in jail now. [or dead] 🙄🙄🙄



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I once squirted citric acid from a mandarin peel into my mates eye. Needless to say he got cranky and got a wet towel and was aiming for a obviously painful towel flicking revenge. Anyway i ran through the house outside the back patio door, misjudged the step and pretty much fell through a wooden table and the wooden patio fence. The table was absolutely destroyed and I took out a few fence palings and I somehow got away with not a single solitary scratch or bruise. That is, until, my mate got over the shocked look on his face and asked if i was ok, when i said i was he flicked me with the wet towel fair and square on my calf and drew blood.

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