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Originally posted by Lolette
gief good sex. i am virgin. lol
Where is ragnag when you need him?

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Men kind of think like terrorists when it comes to sex. We like to sneak in, deliver the goods, get out as quick as possible, and hope we see you staggering or walking with a limp afterwards.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Men kind of think like terrorists when it comes to sex. We like to sneak in, deliver the goods, get out as quick as possible, and hope we see you staggering or walking with a limp afterwards.
Nice analogy, but the best terrorists stay as long as required to obliterate the target, and themselves if necessary, to ensure success.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Nice analogy, but the best terrorists stay as long as required to obliterate the target, and themselves if necessary, to ensure success.
True, but most terrorists like to keep coming back for more mayhem, unless you're a suicide bomber.

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What a great way of describing the act of love making.....classy.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Men kind of think like terrorists when it comes to sex. We like to sneak in, deliver the goods, get out as quick as possible, and hope we see you staggering or walking with a limp afterwards.
It's a common characteristic of women to want to own you as well.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What a great way of describing the act of love making.....classy.
Classy is boring.

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Originally posted by Orange Peel
It's a common characteristic of women to want to own you as well.
😕

Where was this tidbit published? I don't want to own a man, or a terrorist. I'd like to own an island though.

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While all you lot were talking about having good sex, I actually was! 😵

Losers!! 😛

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Originally posted by ExpressiveOutburst
While all you lot were talking about having good sex, I actually was! 😵

Losers!! 😛
I'd say the other guy was the real loser in that equation.

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Originally posted by Orange Peel
What is the key to having really great sex?

I'm not talking about ohhh yeah, that was "nice" dear and then you roll over for sleep. What I'm talking about here, is essentially "really great sex" that leaves you with smile. WOW!!!
The key is to lose all inhibitions and make it as animalistic as possible. If you're having troubles with shyness or self-consciousness, you'll find that wearing loin cloths and leopard print underwear while jungle sounds play in the background helps to set the mood. Or try sneaking into one of many restricted areas at your local zoo. I did that once and I came 6 times.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The key is to lose all inhibitions and make it as animalistic as possible.
Finally, some sense.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Finally, some sense.
It's all about the taking for me, either taking or having it taken from me. There's nothing better than having a partner who gets turned on when the man/woman acts on their animal instincts and takes what he/she wants, when he/she wants it.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's all about the taking for me, either taking or having it taken from me. There's nothing better than having a partner who gets turned on when the man/woman acts on their animal instincts and takes what he/she wants, when he/she wants it.
...Just waiting for someone to disagree...come on Huck.

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Originally posted by SJ247
...Just waiting for someone to disagree...come on Huck.
OK, I will then.

I think Mokko got it right.