Having Good Sex...

Originally posted by Orange Peel
What is the key to having really great sex?

I'm not talking about ohhh yeah, that was "nice" dear and then you roll over for sleep. What I'm talking about here, is essentially "really great sex" that leaves you with smile. WOW!!!

The thing I find makes for the best times. Is when you simply stop thinking about how to make it good? Just get in there and do what comes naturally. My woman really gets going when I forcefully take control and make her body respond to mine.

Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
The thing I find makes for the best times. Is when you simply stop thinking about how to make it good? Just get in there and do what comes naturally. My woman really gets going when I forcefully take control and make her body respond to mine.

I always wondered why you were smiling so much in your profile pic...

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Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
I forcefully take control and make her body respond to mine.

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I always wondered why you were smiling so much in your profile pic...

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That smile is due to the fact. I am standing next to my father for the first time in over 15 years.

Originally posted by rbmorris
Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain

That's a catchy tune there RB.

Originally posted by Lundos
He's Danish you know.

He is actually from the United States, though I know he has citizenship in Denmark and probably lives there now.

Originally posted by IM4Y2NV
That smile is due to the fact. I am standing next to my father for the first time in over 15 years.

Cool beans!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I once made the mistake of asking a girl friend what good sex was.
She said it was with her ex. 😞

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Oooh, oculobulbar sodomy!

Is that the joke about the hooker with a glass eye, and the punchline is, "I'll keep an eye out for you?" 😕

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Is that the joke about the hooker with a glass eye, and the punchline is, "I'll keep an eye out for you?" 😕

The discussion about what this particular kind of sodomy should be called was indeed provoked by a joke about a hooker with a glass eye, although I am not sure it had that punchline. I don't remember the joke, I was more interested in the linguistics. 🙂

Originally posted by Nordlys
The discussion about what this particular kind of sodomy should be called was indeed provoked by a joke about a hooker with a glass eye, although I am not sure it had that punchline. I don't remember the joke, I was more interested in the linguistics. 🙂

It is an old old joke. I am sure it probably has been translated into different languages too. 🙂

Originally posted by Orange Peel
What is the key to having really great sex?

I'm not talking about ohhh yeah, that was "nice" dear and then you roll over for sleep. What I'm talking about here, is essentially "really great sex" that leaves you with smile. WOW!!!

Honestly, this happens when two people totally connect on an emotional, spiritual, and physical level........



....like Viggo and myself. 😛

Wait, that was just a dream. 😞

Originally posted by Nordlys
The discussion about what this particular kind of sodomy should be called was indeed provoked by a joke about a hooker with a glass eye, although I am not sure it had that punchline. I don't remember the joke, I was more interested in the linguistics. 🙂

Amazing enough I watched a free movie online the other day. "The Bride of Frank" and it had an "oculobulbar sodomy" scene!

http://www.cinemanow.com/Free/1137,0,5,,1,7,17488/The-Bride-Of-Frank.htm

Originally posted by tmetzler
Amazing enough I watched a free movie online the other day. "Frank's Bride" and it had an "oculobulbar sodomy" scene!

http://www.cinemanow.com/Free/1137,0,5,,1,7,17488/The-Bride-Of-Frank.htm

Yikes! That doesn't sound like something I'd like to watch...

Originally posted by tmetzler
Amazing enough I watched a free movie online the other day. "The Bride of Frank" and it had an "oculobulbar sodomy" scene!

http://www.cinemanow.com/Free/1137,0,5,,1,7,17488/The-Bride-Of-Frank.htm

OK, that's just gross. I can't even imagine eating popcorn and watching that. What happened to the *good* part of this thread?