heard the one about a lab rabbit????????????

One day a man in a white coat was going around feeding all the caged rabbits in the lab, he got to the last one and after feeding he forgot to lock the cage. The lab rabbit thought to himself, Ive heard theres a big wide world beyond these walls, im going to see.
So the rabbit jumps on the table and out the window and off he runs down the road. A few miles later the lab rabbit came across another rabbit a old and wise rabbit. Where did you come from said the wise rabbit?? I came from the lab back down that road came the reply.
Come with me son said the wise rabbit i will show you what life is all about. He took the lab rabbit to a field full of carrots, help yourself said the wise rabbit, so the lab rabbit ran to them and started to scoff loads of carrots. After a while the wise rabbit said come with me there is more.... so off they go to another field this time full of lush green grass help yourself said the old rabbit. So the lab rabbit was of eating loads of grass.
After a while the wise rabbit said come there is even more, he took the lab rabbit to a field full of female rabbits help yourself said the wise rabbit, the lab rabbit was off doing his thing with the females.
After a while the lab rabbit said to the wise rabbit I have to go now thanks for all you have done. Your going WHY you have everything you need here why go?????????said the wise rabbit
The lab rabbit then said yeah but Im dying for a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Kevincarlson
One day a man in a white coat was going around feeding all the caged rabbits in the lab, he got to the last one and after feeding he forgot to lock the cage. The lab rabbit thought to himself, Ive heard theres a big wide world beyond these walls, im going to see.
So the rabbit jumps on the table and out the window and off he runs down the road. A few m ...[text shortened]... ?said the wise rabbit
The lab rabbit then said yeah but Im dying for a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I know, I DONT agree with that either, but it was just a joke.
Do you forgive me????????

That is a most bizarre joke. 😛

~Cheshire Cat

Originally posted by Kevincarlson
Yeah I know, I DONT agree with that either, but it was just a joke.
Do you forgive me????????

Originally posted by purclecow
yep...i know it was a joke but i thought id mention that rabbits should not be in labs....you know like the kind of Dont Try This At Home tactic

Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
I don't think rabbits should be in labs either....

I think they should be served with a nice glass of white wine 😉

Oh sure...No one even has a problem with the smoking. This poor bunny! If the lab does not kill him the smoking will. :'(

Mike

No one is serious here, right??😛

Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
I don't think rabbits should be in labs either....

I think they should be served with a nice glass of white wine 😉

Originally posted by purclecow
like the crazy rabbit in alice in wonderland....i think cheshire cat ate him 🙂

Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
I would have but the hyper tension made him to stringy for my tastes. 😀

~Cheshire Cat

Originally posted by Kevincarlson
One day a man in a white coat was going around feeding all the caged rabbits in the lab, he got to the last one and after feeding he forgot to lock the cage. The lab rabbit thought to himself, Ive heard theres a big wide world beyond these walls, im going to see.
So the rabbit jumps on the table and out the window and off he runs down the road. A few m ...[text shortened]... ?said the wise rabbit
The lab rabbit then said yeah but Im dying for a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!