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  1. In your face
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    22 Nov '14 14:38
    ...by none other than someone from the Office of National Statistics.

    I first got a letter about three weeks ago telling me how important that it was that I let them interview me to find out some data. If I didn't do this then it could throw the whole thing out of balance because the addresses are specially selected. Bloody statistics! She has been constantly ringing my bell and putting notes through my door. Today she was waiting outside my house in her car and when I returned from the shops she started knocking on again. i eventually lost it and told her to stop stalking me.

    Aaaargh leave me alone!
  2. Standard memberSeitse
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    22 Nov '14 15:14
    That's nothing.

    When my ex divorced me for slapping her after discovering
    she was born a man, I got the LGBT community picketing
    my workplace during the day and throwing eggs and tomatoes
    at my door in the middle of the night.

    This lasted for 6 months.
  3. Subscriberrookie54
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    22 Nov '14 15:34
    Originally posted by Seitse
    in the middle of the night for 6 months.
    i hate it when the night lasts for six months...
  4. In your face
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    22 Nov '14 15:35
    Prove it!
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    22 Nov '14 15:38
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    ...by none other than someone from the Office of National Statistics.

    I first got a letter about three weeks ago telling me how important that it was that I let them interview me to find out some data. If I didn't do this then it could throw the whole thing out of balance because the addresses are specially selected. Bloody statistics! She has be ...[text shortened]... ing on again. i eventually lost it and told her to stop stalking me.

    Aaaargh leave me alone!
    Give her what she wants and be done with it...Oh wait, what does she look like?
  6. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    22 Nov '14 15:52
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Give her what she wants and be done with it...Oh wait, what does she look like?
    What if she wants the D and the charcuterie from Sicily
    doesn't dig seafood?
  7. In your face
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    22 Nov '14 15:52
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Give her what she wants and be done with it...Oh wait, what does she look like?
    I'm not sure they inclube nob size in national statistics but you never know!
  8. SubscriberPonderable
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    22 Nov '14 15:53
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i hate it when the night lasts for six months...
    was it at North or South pole?
  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    22 Nov '14 15:57
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    Prove it!
    I just PM'd you a pic of my ex. With a bloody mustache.
  10. In your face
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    22 Nov '14 15:59
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I just PM'd you a pic of my ex. With a bloody mustache.
    Strange place to have a moustache!
  11. Standard memberredbadger
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    22 Nov '14 16:03
    Originally posted by Seitse
    That's nothing.

    When my ex divorced me for slapping her after discovering
    she was born a man, I got the LGBT community picketing
    my workplace during the day and throwing eggs and tomatoes
    at my door in the middle of the night.

    This lasted for 6 months.
    I was born a Lesbian in a male body.
  12. Standard memberSeitse
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    22 Nov '14 16:04
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    Strange place to have a moustache!
    Ever heard about the Half Brazilian waxing?
  13. Standard memberSeitse
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    22 Nov '14 16:07
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i hate it when the night lasts for six months...
    That's how we roll up here in the North, yo
  14. Standard memberCalJust
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    22 Nov '14 17:541 edit
    We had a census in South Africa recently. That reminded me of the story of the census taker visiting a house when a woman answered the door.

    Woman:"What do you want?"

    Census taker: "Lady, we are trying to find out how many are people living in this country."

    Woman: "Well, there is no point in asking me! I have no idea!"
  15. Subscriberdivegeester
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    22 Nov '14 21:29
    Originally posted by redbadger
    I was born a Lesbian in a male body.
    You were born a twat and have been in denial ever since.
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