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I know I can be a twat but then everyone is a bit twaty at times especially your twat of a GOD.


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No. The kind of man who sits down...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
No. The kind of man who sits down...
I always sit no mistakes in the Badger residence Mrs Badger would have a fit if I pissed on her chips (bark) flooring. We are not all like andyandy

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This sounds a really interesting forum, guys?

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Vussy, maybe?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Vussy, maybe?
sitzpinkler (wimp) a man that sits to pee

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Sitzpinkler

is the word 😉

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Sitzpinkler

is the word 😉
that's what I said/ apparently they tried to make it compulsory in Germany.

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Originally posted by redbadger
that's what I said/ apparently they tried to make it compulsory in Germany.
It is 😉

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Originally posted by Ponderable
It is 😉
WOW

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unwritten rule in my house, and only the grandkids can use the downstairs toilet.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
...by none other than someone from the Office of National Statistics.

I first got a letter about three weeks ago telling me how important that it was that I let them interview me to find out some data. If I didn't do this then it could throw the whole thing out of balance because the addresses are specially selected. Bloody statistics! She has be ...[text shortened]... ing on again. i eventually lost it and told her to stop stalking me.

Aaaargh leave me alone!
Just a few more questions. . .

What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Do you identify as a conservative or progressive?
Do you routinely see a physician for wellness check ups?
Are your parents still living?

No worries, we are almost done.