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I woke up this morning to find a croaked vampire on the patio. Should I cook it in the oven or barbeque it?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I woke up this morning to find a croaked vampire on the patio. Should I cook it in the oven or barbeque it?
pray for it doc, and IF it comes back to life it may do your cooking for FRRREEEEEE!!!! 😉.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I woke up this morning to find a croaked vampire on the patio. Should I cook it in the oven or barbeque it?
dont barby it, as the sunlight would burn it. have it with steak as it certainly cooks up spiffing treat.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I woke up this morning to find a croaked vampire on the patio. Should I cook it in the oven or barbeque it?
And people wonder where the idea that the English have bad cuisine
came from.

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a little birdie told me one of the doc's favourite barbeques is prawn suprise.😛. yummmmy!

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Originally posted by gollumprawn
dont barby it, as the sunlight would burn it. have it with steak as it certainly cooks up spiffing treat.
Ah a cooking tip from another Englishman.
See my point????

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I woke up this morning to find a croaked vampire on the patio. Should I cook it in the oven or barbeque it?
I would think you should know that you are only supposed to serve vampire rare, and uncooked. Amatures. Pfffff.

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vampires can walk the earth away from their coffins if they put the
dirt from their homes inside the soles of their socks ( sewn into a
seperate layer of the bottom of the sock )..in this way they keep
absorbing energy from their home soil and do not always have to
go back to their coffins ( given that they are in good health ) so
don't get too comfortable just because you think you know where
one has a coffin...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
vampires can walk the earth away from their coffins if they put the
dirt from their homes inside the soles of their socks ( sewn into a
seperate layer of the bottom of the sock )..in this way they keep
absorbing energy from their home soil and do not always have to
go back to their coffins ( given that they are in good health ) so
don't get too comfortable just because you think you know where
one has a coffin...
so what you are saying is if you find a vampire away from home and steal their socks... they will die!!! can we really kill off the vampires like this... and save the world?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I woke up this morning to find a croaked vampire on the patio. Should I cook it in the oven or barbeque it?
So what kind of wine do you serve with vampire? Sangria?

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vampires, as with most night creatures have a preference for muscatel...a thick yellowish wine with a nutlike taste...virginia dare
wineries was famous for their muscatel.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Ah a cooking tip from another Englishman.
See my point????
just because i live in england does not make me an english man, i could be from romania for all you know oooooooowwwwwwwwoooooo

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I think you're supposed to cook em with garlic.

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make sure you drive a steak through its heart first...

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Originally posted by dfm65
make sure you drive a steak through its heart first...
After you're done with the said steak (I personally would have used something less edible and more... oh let's say nuclear-warhead like), grill it to prefection (Weither that be well done or something else) and enjoy with steak sauce and a nice side of Vampire. 😉

~The MCP