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Wanted: someone who is highly skilled at doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, cooking, laundry, vacuuming and general errand running. Serious applicants only please. 😀

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Wanted: GOOD WOMAN!

Must be able to cook, clean, sew and dig worms. Must have a boat and motor.


PS
Please send picture of boat and motor.

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Originally posted by mokko
Wanted: someone who is highly skilled at doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, cooking, laundry, vacuuming and general errand running. Serious applicants only please. 😀
Try here:

http://www.homeclean.co.uk/

😛

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Wanted: GOOD WOMAN!

Must be able to cook, clean, sew and dig worms. Must have a boat and motor.


PS
Please send picture of boat and motor.
Hey! This is my want ad! Advertise elsewhere. 😠

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Originally posted by rhb
Try here:

http://www.homeclean.co.uk/

😛
I'm thinking more along the lines of free room and board. 😉
If I could afford a maid service I'd have a maid.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'm pretty good at all that stuff. I live by myself, so if I don't do it it doesn't get done. So, ok...

Wanted: sex kitten skilled in the carnal arts. Particular emphasis on oral. Must love dogs and be funny. And thin.
I have a bed and most amenities in my basement. Do a good job and I'll throw in a space heater.

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm thinking more along the lines of free room and board. 😉
If I could afford a maid service I'd have a maid.
Oh... you want a slave?

Try www.slavesforfree.net

😉

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Originally posted by rhb
Oh... you want a slave?

Try www.slavesforfree.net

😉
No need to split hairs. I mearly require some domestic assistance. The uniform may or may not include shackles depending on compatibility and co-operation. 😛

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Wanted: sex kitten skilled in the carnal arts. Particular emphasis on oral. Must love dogs and be funny. And thin.
In England, it's the stuff you leave *out* of these sorts of ads that really show what sort of a person you are...

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Hey it's pretty damn cold where you live in the wintertime. On the other hand, you get free flu shots. I'll make you a deal. You move to Philly and I'll throw in bath towels!
Flu shots are bad. I will never make that mistake twice. It's cold but you won't need to worry about going outside, all indoor work. And space heaters work wonders! Besides we have no such things as rats or cockroaches her, it's quite charming really.


I prefer to drip dry 😉

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I really think you should move to philly too 😉

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
[b]I prefer to drip dry 😉

Ack...ack...chokes on pretzel, has mental picture, gets quiet...

Hmm HMMM!! Right. Yes, well, right then. You have that damn problem with the sun there...as in it doesn't come out for six months...mmm...ok, bathtowels and...let's see...corn nuts. Any flavor you want.[/b]
There's a fake and bake on every corner. 😀 for that year round tanned look. We have skiing, tubing, snowmobiling and ice fishing.

Besides, I get terribly homesick when I'm away 😳