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Originally posted by mokko
There's a fake and bake on every corner. 😀 for that year round tanned look. We have skiing, tubing, snowmobiling and ice fishing.

Besides, I get terribly homesick when I'm away 😳

Do you have a bikini line?😉

Originally posted by sasquatch672
You get homesick. For a place that has ice fishing.

What's with you girl?

Hey Sasquatch. Don't knock it till you've tried it. I fish in Wisconsin and its a blast.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
You get homesick. For a place that has ice fishing.

What's with you girl?

Hey, don't knock Ice fishing! Every good ice fisher knows it's all in the choice of beverage you bring out with you 😵

Originally posted by slimjim
Do you have a bikini line?😉

I do.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Okay if I wanted to ice fish, I would fly in somewhere where they had ice and fish, right? And I'd sit in the little hut, and drink some blackberry brandy, maybe catch some fish and say how great it is that I'm getting to freeze my nuts off because it never gets this numbingly cold in New Jersey. Then I'd get back on the plane and say to myself, " ...[text shortened]... ll cold and full of sardines.

But Mokko you're definitely a very hot chick so I'd try it.

Obviously never been ice fishing. Out here there is no little hut for starters. A little inginuity goes a long way. Trucks positioned correctly make for a great shield from the wind. A bonfire is a must before the brandy gets passed around. Thermal underwear rocks! 😉
And freshly cooked fish wrapped and marinated in beer is to absolutely die for. Even my kids love ice fishing. All in the spirit of fun dear boy. But I'm totally with you on the sandy beach sipping margarits. 😀

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Bonfire on ice...although I'm an engineer, you don't need to be one to notice the obvious issue here...

You highly underestimate how thick the ice gets in -50 below weather. We ain't cutting holes with ice picks here either. 😉

Originally posted by mokko
You highly underestimate how thick the ice gets in -50 below weather. We ain't cutting holes with ice picks here either. 😉

Don't argue with him anymore. Let's discuss more important things such as your bikini line.😉😉

Originally posted by mokko
Wanted: someone who is highly skilled at doing dishes, sweeping, mopping, cooking, laundry, vacuuming and general errand running. Serious applicants only please. 😀

Nah.

But I'm well hung. Will that do? 😵

Originally posted by slimjim
Don't argue with him anymore. Let's discuss more important things such as your bikini line.😉😉

It's itty bitty, what else is there to discuss? 😛

Originally posted by Bowmann
Nah.

But I'm well hung. Will that do? 😵

Highly overrated. Would much prefer a man with useful talents.

Originally posted by mokko
It's itty bitty, what else is there to discuss? 😛

You go girlfriend!😉😉😛😲

Originally posted by slimjim
You go girlfriend!😉😉😛😲

Besides, when you have very very small boobs a tan line can emphasize what's not there a little bit 😉