Help Wanted

Forum troll needed.
No experience neccessary,
Will train to flame on the job.
Please apply at redhotpawn.com.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Forum troll needed.
No experience neccessary,
Will train to flame on the job.
Please apply at redhotpawn.com.

Originally posted by reader1107
What are the benefits? Or is it just a community service position?

What's the salary?
It better be more than 30K.
Anything less would be insulting, considering I'm being forced to sit on my bum all day typing pointless drivel.

Volun... wha?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
It is volunteer work. Maybe that's why all the trolls left. Well except Noodles. 😉

Originally posted by Lieutenant Fatman
What's the salary?
It better be more than 30K.
Anything less would be insulting, considering I'm being forced to sit on my bum all day typing pointless drivel.

Volun... wha?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
It is volunteer work. Maybe that's why all the trolls left. Well except Noodles. 😉

Originally posted by Nordlys
:'(

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'll give you three words....kettle, pot, black.

Do with them as you will


I'll tell im, frank 😠

Originally posted by Ice Cold
It was meant to be a joke. You are a spelling police member, not a troll. 😕

Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the advertised position.

I can furnish references from the Grim Reaper and possibly 7ate9 [or is that the same bloke?]
Also, Huckleberry Hound might vouch for my suitability for this job.

Further reference available from Mr Esoteric. [I'm sure]

Yours sincerely

-mush.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the advertised position.

I can furnish references from the Grim Reaper and possibly 7ate9 [or is that the same bloke?]
Also, Huckleberry Hound might vouch for my suitability for this job.

Further reference available from Mr Esoteric. [I'm sure]

Yours sincerely

-mush.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Dear Sir,
I regret to inform you, you are overqualified for the possition. Please consider trolling at ICC.
Kindest reguards
Marc

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I am not a troll, I am a flame baiter. Let's get our terms straight here. 😠

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Potaito, potato.