Help with my Resume

Originally posted by Palynka
Try increasing the font.

Wow, another good idea. Thanks Palynka.

So, this is what I have so far:

Yeah, hi, I'm a people person and a hard worker and I single handedly destroyed the General Forum and ruined the Rec System at RedHotPawn.com.

Also, I have a lot of experience stamping documents.

Is there anyway to make the font bigger here, so that we can see what it looks like.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You have pretty good ears... but I was actually screaming. I scream everything I post here at RHP.

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Alcohol induced rage

Originally posted by aspviper666
Alcohol induced rage

That's not fair. Phlabs resume is growing faster than mine.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
You have pretty good ears... but I was actually screaming. I scream everything I post here at RHP.

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You must also believe Hoh thinks RN has a very long reach or that you have incredibly large jewels.

Originally posted by Palynka
...have incredibly large jewels.

That could go on my resume...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That could go on my resume...

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So, this is what we have for you so far:


"I have zero sense of humor, so my time at work won't be wasted reading the funny pages. This also helps when co-workers crack jokes on me, because frankly I just don't get it."

I'm likely to fly into an Alcohol induced rage at any moment and I have incredibly large jewels.


Yours seems to be progressing faster than mine so far.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, this is what we have for you so far:


"I have zero sense of humor, so my time at work won't be wasted reading the funny pages. This also helps when co-workers crack jokes on me, because frankly I just don't get it."

I'm likely to fly into an Alcohol induced rage at any moment and I have incredibly large jewels.


Yours seems to be progressing faster than mine so far.

At this rate, he'll need to reduce his font size.

Originally posted by Red Night
Wow, another good idea. Thanks Palynka.

So, this is what I have so far:

Yeah, hi, I'm a people person and a hard worker and I single handedly destroyed the General Forum and ruined the Rec System at RedHotPawn.com.

Also, I have a lot of experience stamping documents.

Is there anyway to make the font bigger here, so that we can see what it looks like.

Add: I took a bullet for my last employer at the Christmas Party.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Your lack of any accomplishment should be used as a strength. Play the angle that, no matter what, you will be any potential employer's most improved employee.

Originally posted by Red Night
resume

Thanks in advance for your help.

curriculum vitae

You're welcome.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

If I help you find a job, can I count on you spending less time on RHP?

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

You could start by writing down all your positive attributes.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Are you looking for a position as the slightly retarded person on the Holly Wood Squares.

They aint that picky.

Xanthos has been on it twice.


RTh

Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Are you looking for a position as the slightly retarded person on the Holly Wood Squares.

They aint that picky.

Xanthos has been on it twice.


RTh

only twice? 😕

Originally posted by CrazyLilTing
only twice? 😕

He said you hardly ever went on vacation so he could not fill in as much as he wanted.......








Sorry, could not resist. 😉