Help with my Resume

So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's better than nothing.

So, I rushed home and started working on a new resume. This is what I have so far:

Yeah, hi, I'm a people person and a hard worker and I single handedly destroyed the General Forum and ruined the Rec System at RedHotPawn.com...

Now, the problem is that doesn't fill the whole page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Originally posted by Palynka
You should mention your vast experience in stamping documents.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i hope thats a joke.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
"I have zero sense of humor, so my time at work won't be wasted reading the funny pages. This also helps when co-workers crack jokes on me, because frankly I just don't get it."

Your welcome.

P-

Originally posted by Red Night
Which part?

Originally posted by Red Night
Start your own thread if you want help with your resume.

Originally posted by Red Night
Start your own thread if you want help with your resume.

Originally posted by Red Night
Now, the problem is that doesn't fill the whole page.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I have a job, and a resume if I ever need it.

P-

Originally posted by Red Night
So, I'm out looking for a new job and the guy asks me to name some of my accomplishments and I'm stumped. I can't think of anything.

Later on, riding home on my bike, I realize that RookRake and NordlysK said that I was responsible for destroying the General Forum and ruining the rec system. And, I'm thinking, that's an accomplishment. At least it's ...[text shortened]... page.

So, can you guys think of anything else?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Originally posted by Peachy
The question is who will employ a person with such a great achievement?

Taliban maybe.. You make a good Osama.

Best of luck, Red Bin Night.

Originally posted by Palynka
Sounds like he's whining to me. What do you say HoH?